Author Topic: serious question for muslims or others (Read 379 times)

john9001 · « **on:** November 12, 2004, 09:27:47 PM »

if a martyr on his way to kill infidels accidentally blows himself up without killing any infidels, does he still get 72 virgins just for trying?

Nash · « **Reply #1 on:** November 12, 2004, 09:29:03 PM »

Yeah, but he only gets one night with them.

Sadly, he blows his load before penetrating, and it's over.

Rino · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2004, 01:06:59 AM »

Notice how they never explain how the virgins got there, or
what they did to be given to martyrs.

Maniac · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2004, 01:09:53 AM »

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Originally posted by Rino
Notice how they never explain how the virgins got there, or
what they did to be given to martyrs.

Angels have to be good for something right?

bozon · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2004, 02:56:58 AM »

72 virgins sounds like hell. I'll trade them for girls with a little experience.

too much emotional hassle.

Bozon

Leslie · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2004, 02:57:17 AM »

The Archangel Micheal has the keys to hell, and according to the Bible, locks Lucifer up permanently there.

Les

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2004, 03:58:59 AM »

Anyone know how old these virgins are? They could just be leftovers that are 50+ and virgins for _a reason_ I mean... nobody said anything about how these virgins looks right?

Trell · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2004, 04:02:13 AM »

yeah after the one night with the virgins, They all get pregnantand he has to spend the rest of his life with 72 chicks in there 6th month of pregnantcy

john9001 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2004, 12:18:25 PM »

from what i read, muhammed spoke a different language than arabic. what he wrote in the koran was "lots of white grapes", it was misstranslated into arabic as "many virgins"
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allah:: welcome martyr, here are lots of white grapes.

martyr:: ??, AAAAHHHHHHGGGGRRRR

vorticon · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2004, 01:14:31 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Anyone know how old these virgins are? They could just be leftovers that are 50+ and virgins for _a reason_ I mean... nobody said anything about how these virgins looks right?

shouldent matter to a muslim, remember, all they ever see of a woman is her eyes.

of course, heaven is probably full of virgins, they should have a rather large d&d club by now.

Captain Virgil Hilts · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2004, 01:20:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Trell
yeah after the one night with the virgins, They all get pregnantand he has to spend the rest of his life with 72 chicks in there 6th month of pregnantcy

Most mortal men would do good to keep up with one woman that is 6 months pregnant.

Gh0stFT · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2004, 01:34:56 PM »

hmmm wonder why 72 and not 64 or 92 or....hmmmm