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Offline Ripsnort

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Arafat's last words...
« on: November 18, 2004, 09:13:52 AM »
Arafat lay dying on his bed.
His wife, Suha, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.

She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying to Allah roused  Arafat from his coma.

He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"Suha, my darling," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said.

"Rest, don't talk."

He was very insistent.

"Suha," he said in his tired voice.

"I have something that I must confess."

"There isn't anything to confess," replied the weeping Suha,

"everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no, I must die in peace, Suha.

I slept with your little brother, a young male aide and his best friend, and even your father!!"

"I know," whispered Suha,

"just relax and let the poison do its job"

Offline Hawklore

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Arafat's last words...
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2004, 10:09:05 AM »
Whats stupid, is I read the original joke on Ebaums just yesterday...
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh