Author Topic: Holy "Al-MM-Gore" (Read 300 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** November 18, 2004, 03:04:27 PM »

The man needs to excercise more

Wonder what Kerry will look like in 4 years?

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:05:36 PM »

The look on his face tells me he just farted.
-SW

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:10:49 PM »

Not just farted, hes gona fart as soon as they get in the car, hes planning it. Guy on the right smells something funny is gona happen.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:10:54 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
The look on his face tells me he just farted.
-SW

Nah, it tells me he left it in the car for the limo driver...I know that look too well from my morning elevator rides.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:11:40 PM »

Wow Rip, we were thinking the same thing, scary...

AWMac · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:18:52 PM »

Hench the name "Ripsnort" *old Indian name for Brave who smells own farts*

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:22:34 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Wow Rip, we were thinking the same thing, scary...

Ripsnort · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:23:16 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Hench the name "Ripsnort" *old Indian name for Brave who smells own farts*

Or "Laughs so hard one sneaks out" , thus "Rip snorting good time!"

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:25:00 PM »

Ive never laughed so hard when my friend sneezed and let one go... Cried I was laughing so hard...people in elevator didnt think it was so funny.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:29:43 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Ive never laughed so hard when my friend sneezed and let one go... Cried I was laughing so hard...people in elevator didnt think it was so funny.

I was doing some heavy protein shakes recently trying to get my weight and strength back up due to illness...if you've ever loaded on protein, you know what I'm talking about when I say "Gastronomical distress". Anyway, just left the elevator PRAYING no one was waiting on it at the top floor, luckily the door opened, no one..."Good" thought I as I exited and the door began to close. Just then around the corner comes my 2nd and 3rd level managers and they push da button...the same elevator door opens and they decend into a Ripsnort tale of gastronomical horror, never to be seen again. Muahahahaha!

Vulcan · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:46:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I was doing some heavy protein shakes recently

Been hanging out with the FDB's again Rip

Ripsnort · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2004, 03:58:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Vulcan
Been hanging out with the FDB's again Rip

They waste their's on the keyboard.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2004, 04:39:47 PM »