Author Topic: Houston (Read 278 times)

Silat · « **on:** November 30, 2004, 04:58:16 PM »

Anyone from Houston? I have some questions:)

ra · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2004, 05:03:12 PM »

You're only supposed to contact Houston if you have a problem.

hawker238 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2004, 05:10:50 PM »

Houston is not amused... not amused at all.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2004, 05:58:14 PM »

Duct tape.

If you dont have duct tape dont even bother cause your already screwed

Lizking · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2004, 06:24:14 PM »

Fire away. Although I will not claim the ****hole, I am, in fact, from there.

Nash · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2004, 06:32:04 PM »

I got one. Why do alla women down there have such freakin' huge hair-dos? I swear there's gotta be a hole in the ozone over Texas that's only rivaled by the hole over Jersey.

rpm · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2004, 06:37:29 PM »

Heh, Nash you should visit LaPorte and Pasadina sometime. It is the epicenter of toxicity.

Dune · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2004, 06:37:44 PM »

So they can hid their guns.

Lizking · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2004, 07:08:11 PM »

Big Hair, like long fingernails in other cultures, shows that you do not work and only have to sit upon your fat bellybutton all day and eat Bon-Bons in between hair appointments. Consider it as you would tattoos, but mostly the Big Hair fad is over (and reversible).

Slash27 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2004, 09:48:33 PM »

Why do alla women down there have such freakin' huge hair-dos? I swear there's gotta be a hole in the ozone over Texas that's only rivaled by the hole over Jersey.

That was so early '90s:rolleyes:

Nash · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2004, 09:50:02 PM »

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Originally posted by Slash27
That was so early '90s:rolleyes:

Unh, uh.... You're in denial.

rpm · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2004, 10:16:26 PM »

Seriously Nash, big hair is only used in Texas now by fat chicks as a deversionary tactic. It does'nt work.

Nash · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2004, 10:17:46 PM »

I am going to need photographic evidence.

Fruda · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2004, 10:23:08 PM »

The air smells like rotten eggs from time to time (and something even worse on occasion). Yes, Houston is a nice place over all... Just don't go to Pasadena, Deer Park, La Porte, Channelview, Baytown, any of the Wards, or Texas City (unless you want the world's worst-smelling pollution, or get murdered [this one's for the Wards]).