Since arriving at the nursing home, Bob's father has done nothing but complain about how terrible it is.
Then, one day Bob's father calls him up and exlaims, "This place is GREAT, especially around bed time.
Bob, intriqued by this sudden change in attitude decides to visit his father. He arrives at 8:00 pm, just as everyone is setting down for the night. He goes to his father's room just in time to see this young, pretty little nurse (in a semi-revealing uniform) tucking his father into bed. She gives him a viagra and a hot chocolate to wash it down.
Bob's eyes get wide as his imagination begins to run wild. He waits for the nurse to come out of the room and pulls her aside.
"what is the deal with the hot chocolate and viagra? Just what kind of place is this?"
"well," she replies, "The hot chocolate is to help him sleep. The viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed."
BA DUM BUMP! I'm here all week!
