A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the
> street when a little girl
> on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
>
> "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to
> you?"
>
> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
>
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a
> $5 ticket for a safety
> violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
> put a reflector light on
> the back of it."
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, Nice
> horse you got there sir,
> did Santa bring it to you?"
>
> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next
> year tell Santa the
> dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
I think I know this Cop. He flys for knights... Hint hint
