shane was hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a Kiss before you do it?" "My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as well." After the girl's done giving shane the deepest tongue kiss ever, shane says, "Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?" The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a woman."
