Author Topic: Holy Poop (Read 1989 times)

RightF00T · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2004, 11:03:48 PM »

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Reuters(AP): Climsdale, PA

Recently, a common Columbian drug ploy has been to hide the prized goods inside otherwise harmless household items and ship them to the US. These devices are usually shipped in bulk across borders and then received at unsuspecting residences. Upon shipment, druglords have been known to stage an operation and retrieve their narcotics usually resulting in assault or robbery.
If you have any information on possible locations of these type of shippings, or have a unsuspected arrival of goods please contact 1-800-4242, the FBI hotline, or your local police.

Holy crap, I wouldnt be so excited after reading this

Nash · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:28:00 AM »

Hilarious.

Langford is prolly wondering why none of the dvd players actually work.

Meanwhile... outside his house... it's starting to resemble the final scene from Scarface.

mora · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:28:14 AM »

Maniac · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:31:48 AM »

LoL!

Dont call the feds on the poor guy.

No need to internet panic. lol!

Nash · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:36:56 AM »

I DISAGREE MANIAC.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE SOMEBODY CALL THE FEDS AND DIRECT THEM TO LANGFORD'S ABODE. HE IS IN PERIL.

Maniac · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:42:15 AM »

LOL!

HOW CAN YOU JOKE ABOUT SUCH A SERIOUS ISSUE! HE IS BEING GANG RAPED RIGHT NOW!

Langford · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:53:32 AM »

WTF guys
its not me my uncle talks to people on the internet and they send him crap DONT BLAME THE ***** ON ME F*&# i am only 13 jeez just post because it is unbeilveable HOLY F

Nash · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:58:52 AM »

he ended mid-sentence... cut off.... something's wrong.

Langford · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:01:15 AM »

JEEEEEEEEEEEEZ my F*&$ing UNCLE Talks on the internet to these women that send him stuff and all that it could be a nigran because they love sending stuff,and trying to get them to send it on and on! THERE!,ENUF FROM ME!

Maniac · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:02:19 AM »

Nash · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:03:34 AM »

Hmm... The tone seems different.

It didn't sound like Langford at all.

In fact, it sounded like somebody trying to sound like Langford.

Lets get the cops over there pronto.

Langford · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:05:13 AM »

man please stop,i will talk to my uncle ok?dunt want to get banned or get bad rep:(

Maniac · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:07:14 AM »

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Originally posted by Langford
man please stop,i will talk to my uncle ok?dunt want to get banned or get bad rep:(

This is a coverup.

Whats the name of your uncle?

Whats the brand of the DvD players?

Nash · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:07:18 AM »

Langford, just sit tight and don't make any sudden movements.

Help is on the way.

We're going to get you out of this.

Stay calm. It will be over soon.

Maniac · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:08:24 AM »

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Originally posted by Nash

Stay calm. It will be over soon.

Relax and let it slide. If you pressure it it will just hurt more.