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Offline Engine

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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2004, 11:53:33 PM »
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Originally posted by pugg666
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy
aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

Canadians:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE  DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT  VESSELS.  I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15  DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.
Hey, can anyone tell me if this is real or not?

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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2004, 12:29:57 AM »
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Ok, lets be honest.  Of course I knew the first post was a 'joke'.   While trying to settle the score with a "Can you read" geek I've unintentionally insulted the Canadian Navy.   I didn't mean to do that.....:(


I would hardly consider 3 eskimos in kayaks a "navy" LMAO
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2004, 12:54:49 AM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I would hardly consider 3 eskimos in kayaks a "navy" LMAO


Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.

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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2004, 01:48:38 AM »
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Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.


Nope.

Never claimed they wouldnt.

Hell I wouldnt wanna mess with anything that hunts whales  and bear by spear
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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2004, 07:36:15 AM »
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Originally posted by Nash
Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.


Are you saying that's the northern version of Deliverance?

If so, I ain't going nowhere near them then.

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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2004, 11:00:12 AM »
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Originally posted by Goth
Are you saying that's the northern version of Deliverance?

If so, I ain't going nowhere near them then.


Yup it would be "squeal like a sea lion" instead  ;)

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« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2004, 04:21:17 PM »
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Originally posted by Nash
Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.



...nooo, but I seen two lesbians in a canoe.......





















...they were fur traders.  :eek:
I used to be a fatalist,
but that part of me died.