Originally posted by pugg666 This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navyaircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authoritiesoff the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radioconversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.) Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South toavoid collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to theNorth to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,divert YOUR course. Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECONDLARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE AREACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUSSUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREESNORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--ORCOUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Originally posted by Otto Ok, lets be honest. Of course I knew the first post was a 'joke'. While trying to settle the score with a "Can you read" geek I've unintentionally insulted the Canadian Navy. I didn't mean to do that.....
Originally posted by DREDIOCK I would hardly consider 3 eskimos in kayaks a "navy" LMAO
Originally posted by Nash Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?Didn't think so.They'll rock your world.
Originally posted by Goth Are you saying that's the northern version of Deliverance?If so, I ain't going nowhere near them then.