Say it isn’t so, Arlo:
To be sung to the tune of: “The Candy Man” by Sammy Davis Jr.
“The tArdlo Man”
Who can take the dumb guys, sprinkle them with spew
Cover them with GIFs and a wise crack or two
The tArdlo Man, oh the tArdlo Man can
The tArdlo Man can 'cause he tells it like it is and makes us retards feel good
Who can tell ol Vosso, to stick it in his eye
Sick R. Lee on’im and make the maggot want to die
The tArdlo Man, oh the tArdlo Man can
The tArdlo Man can 'cause he tells it like it is and makes us retards feel good
The tArdlo Man makes, everyone he wakes, satirical and suspicious
Tho he may defy your ego’s wishes, he really isn’t being vicious
Oh, who sings like a burrow, man what a scream
Cusses like a ho and gives us all the ream
The tArdlo Man, oh the tArdlo Man can
The tArdlo Man can 'cause he tells it like it is and makes us retards feel good
The tArdlo Man makes, everyone he wakes, satirical and suspicious
Tho he may defy your ego’s wishes, he really isn’t being vicious
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, who sings like a burrow, man what a scream
Cusses like a ho and gives us all the ream
The tArdlo Man, oh the tArdlo Man can
The tArdlo Man can 'cause he tells it like it is and makes us retards feel good
Yes, The tArdlo Man can 'cause he tells it like it is and makes us retards feel good
a-tArdlo Man, a-tArdlo Man, a-tArdlo Man
tArdlo Man, a-tArdlo Man, a-tArdlo Man
tArdlo Man, a-tArdlo Man, a-tArdlo Man
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Farewell fellow Tard,
Thanks for all the laughs,
You will be greatly missed.
eskimo
