Nothing aginst Rednecks....
Hello, is this the FBI??
"Yes, What do you want?"
"I'm call to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI show up?"
"Yeah!"
"Did the chop your firewood?"
"Yep, they sure did!"
"Merry Christmas, Buddy!!"
