Good Evening m'lady,
I am here to propose to you a marriage...
I am Prince and next of Kin to the King of Iweallywannascrewyou kingdom.
If you accept this proposal, you will be Queen of Igottamountyounow province.
If you decline this proposal, I will become Queer of the lowhangingtitbaggedsmellyoldw omen kingdom..
Please do accept my offer.
Sincerly,
BigaLong Dick