Author Topic: An e-mail from someone I don't know..  (Read 1035 times)

Offline Habu

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« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2004, 04:27:54 PM »
It was little Billy Norris's first day at the big school. All his life he had be taught at home by his mother and father but now he was getting ready for University and he had to get a proper transcript.

So here he was waiting on the corner for the school bus for the first time in his life. He had on new jeans and a clean golf shirt and a brand new pair of Nikes. Still he felt alone and afraid. His dad had bought him a new knapsack and he had his lunch and a binder in with with fresh sheets of paper and 2 pens inside. He really did not know what else to bring.

He looked at his watch, the bus was due in 10 minutes and still no one else was there. He wondered if he had shown up on the wrong day. No that was silly. Both his parents had helped him get to the stop early, his mother by serving his favortie breakfast and his father by driving him there. It was one of the only times his father had driven him anywhere as he had always encourgaged him to walk or ride his bike.

Five minutes later the other kids started to arrive. Vulcan and Pooh were the first to get there. They were both bullys but Billy did not know this as he had never met them before. They saw the new kid on the corner in his new cloths and with his new knapsack and decided to teach him a lesson.

"Hey kid what are you doing here" snarled Pooh as he took quick strides over to where Billy stood.

"Waiting for the bus. I was home schooled last year" replied Billy wondering what he had done to get the greasy looking kid upset with him.

"Well you are standing on our corner and that means you owe us some money" said Vulcan in an equally unfriendly voice.

"I don't have any except for some lunch money my Dad gave me" said Billy backing up and looking over his shoulder for help.

"Well we will just have to take that then" said Pooh "you can owe us the rest".

Billy could not take it anymore. He started yelling at the top of his voice "DAD DAD COME BACK". But his Dad had left long ago and he was alone.

Pooh did not like the shouting and stepped up and took a swing a Billys face. His fist connected hard with Billys forearm which had swung up instinctively to protect his face.

Pooh howled in anger. "Now you are really going to pay for that" he said shaking his injured fingers.

He and Vulcan steped in and started swinging.

That evening Billy's father came to the stop to pick him up. He waited anxiously as the Bus stopped. He had heard there had been trouble at the school and a kid or kids had been taken to the hospital and he was very concerned.

The bus doors opened and out steped Billy, still looking clean in his new cloths.

His father Chuck gave him and hug and asked how the day went. Billy said it was fine. No problem. His Dad was relieved. He wondered if teaching his son martial arts for the past 11 years at home had been a good thing. He had never been in a group situation before and Chuck was afraid he might have used his skills to get attention.

However he could see that his son was fine and he was relieved. The bus drove away and Chuck Norris noticed no one else got off.

"Are you the only one who uses this stop Billy" he asked?

Yes replied Billy. There used to be 2 other boys but they have decided to get home schooled this year.
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« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2004, 04:41:51 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl

No fair no one told me Hawklore was a ninja!!!
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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2004, 05:47:08 PM »
Ritalin . It`s not just for breakfast anymore.
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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2004, 06:13:15 PM »
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... a nerds fantasy


It doesn't work that way dude... unless Chuck Norris's kid is some noob who thinks posting email spam is cool.

Actually its kinda funny but I came across some old school reports from when I was 5:

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Vulcan has had some difficulty accepting discipline. He is aggressive towards the other children and objects when they retaliate.


Sigh, the good old days, ok back to our scheduled beating of hawklore...

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« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2004, 06:18:57 PM »
OMGWTFIBTL.

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« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2004, 06:43:37 PM »
(HOME SKOOOLED edjamctiniot ebonics off.)

Hawk your asking to get your self BAN from the BBS and the GAME  if you keep this up,    grow up be an adult and know when you been (homers ebonics on) PO-WENDed!
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« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2004, 07:08:01 PM »
Just replyINg to the thread!!
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« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2004, 10:48:36 PM »
I fear someones INternet BBS posting priveledges are soon to be history.
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« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2004, 11:06:40 PM »
Hawklore -


What member of BOPS are you? I don't know if we have a Hawklore in here..lol


Are you BOPBOY?


If so, remove the sig material saying you are a BOP. If you're not Bopboy - fess up....BOP is at minimum a 20+ older squad..

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« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2004, 11:56:57 PM »
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Hawklore -


What member of BOPS are you? I don't know if we have a Hawklore in here..lol


Are you BOPBOY?


If so, remove the sig material saying you are a BOP. If you're not Bopboy - fess up....BOP is at minimum a 20+ older squad..



 Falcnwng recruited me, I'll remove it, but I'm a BOP squadie...

It's just been a year or two since I've been able to play in the Main Arena..
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« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2004, 12:05:48 AM »
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Anyone tried this new Holiday Spice Pepsi...I picked it up at the store thinking it was just Pepsi in a new wrapper.  Boy, how was I wrong this **** tastes just like liquid cigarette butts.  

Thanks alot, Pepsi for another one of your hit concoctions(Pepsi One, Pepsi Blue, Pepsi Clear, Pepsi Holiday Spice):mad:


**** you.  I'm drinking a Pepsi One right ****ing now, ****er.   ****.  And the ***** you rode in on.  Merry Christmas.

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« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2004, 05:12:27 AM »
hey porkpotato, as i am such a nice person, and i like you so very much.  i went to the liberty of finding you a forum where you will be with people more like yourself.

http://ww2reenactors.proboards35.com/index.cgi?


also you may find this  site to be a great place for you to meet friends!
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« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2004, 07:06:52 AM »
The ambulance that had taken Vulcan to the hospital after his beating was driving away from the emergency. They had left Vulcan on a stretcher in the front waiting area.

His injuries looked worse than they were. A few missing teeth, a bloody nose and some cuts that would need a stitch or two. However he had been wailing like a baby the whole time he had been there so the doctor had given him a seditive.

Right next to Vulcan was another stretcher that contained a man of similar age and build who also had sustained some facial injuries. He had been thrown head first into a wall while resisting arrest for drunk driving and he too was now out cold.

The police came in to collect him and take him to the local jail. He had bit one of the arresting officers and they were not pleased.

The officer walked up to Vulcan's stretcher and told the doctor "I was instructed to take this guy downtown for a statement. Is he ok to travel"?

The doctor thinking the police wanted to question Vulcan about the fight he had been in repied "I just gave him a seditive and he will be out for a while. His injuries are mostly superficial although he will need some dental work. Go ahead and take him if you need to".

The policeman smiled "Thanks doctor" and started to wheel him away. In his hurry to get the drunk driver to the station he neglected to check his ID and thus did not realize he had Vulcan instead.

He loaded Vulcan into his cruiser and drove to the jail. Once there Vulcan was unloaded roughly by the duty officer and put in a wheelchair still asleep.

The officers talked.

"This is the guy who bit my partner when we pulled him over for almost hitting that little kid."

"I hate drunk drivers" replied the duty officer.

"Yes they are the scum of the earth. He took a swing at us as well"

The duty officer looked down in contempt at Vulcan not realizing they had the wrong man. "You know I have a cell full of those homeschooled hillbillys back there. They were all arrested for incest and truancy. Real Deliverence types. I wonder what would happen if we put this scumbag in the cell with them for the night"

The other officer laughed. " Good idea, if anyone deserves a night like that this tard does".

Together they wheeled Vulcan into the back. At the cell door the duty officer got out his nightstick and raked it along the bars. "WAKE UP you sleeping beauties, I have a visitor for you"

Inside the cell four toothless balding fat and grinning hillbilly's looked over at Vulcan who was now starting to awaken.

The officer opened the cell door and though the still groggy Vulcan inside. "Have fun boys" he said with a laugh before quickly turning to leave.

The second officer laughed and followed him from the room.
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