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Offline Shuckins

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« on: March 23, 2005, 11:50:26 AM »
...according to recent news accounts, may be about to force a confrontation with security personnel and police outside her hospice.   Word is, they intend to enter her room to carry her food and drink.

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2005, 01:27:58 PM »
Maybe they will bring a chess board and challenge her to a game.
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2005, 01:32:28 PM »
I think they'll be pleasantly surprised to finally find someone who can speak to their level.
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2005, 01:50:13 PM »
Fark.com


{Florida Tag}


or if you saw the blunder the other day at fark then just insert:

{Wheaton}


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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2005, 02:09:28 PM »
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Maybe they will bring a chess board and challenge her to a game.


It's really surprising to me how many Helen Keller jokes don't work as Schiavo jokes

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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2005, 06:24:06 PM »
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...according to recent news accounts, may be about to force a confrontation with security personnel and police outside her hospice.   Word is, they intend to enter her room to carry her food and drink.


I knew these type of people were stupid but this goes beyond belief.

The lady can't swallow water or eat.  She would choke on either one, aspirate, and then die.
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2005, 06:57:51 PM »
Wait a sec, I'm confused. I thought Schiavo was like a puppy dog, and unless they're building them differently these days, puppy dogs can swallow.

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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2005, 07:32:58 PM »
Puppy dogs don't need feeding tubes.  She's thinking at that level, but most of her brain is burnt out.  These Shiavo protesters just...  don't get it.  She cannot swallow.  She will not heal.  It is cruel and unusual punishment to keep her like this against her will.


...not that the fact they're butting into other peoples business stops these folk other times either.
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2005, 09:33:11 PM »
If they wanted to settle this fairly and honorably then they should have offered up Tammi Schiavo on an E-Bay auction.

Put your money where your mouth is- if you want to feed and water this vegitable then bid on her.

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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2005, 09:33:33 PM »
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Maybe they will bring a chess board and challenge her to a game.


Comedy gold.  :aok
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