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Engine · « **Reply #360 on:** December 20, 2004, 08:31:55 AM »

Well, I posted something in Animal Rights 101. It's a bit over the top, but I was pressed for time as it's Monday already. I think I'll end it by going into the yard and killing all the dogs to set them free, like a true puppy Kevorkian would do.

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ok, I'm desperate and signed up here just for this problem, which I hope someone can help with. 8 months ago my neighbor moved out and a Korean family moved in. They're really nice and willing to talk about their culture, and I exchange information about proper eating and my vegan lifestyle. But a few months ago they kept getting a bunch of pets which they keep out back, mostly dogs, and mostly young ones. Lisa, the young girl about my age (19), feeds them every day, but they have so many! At first I thought maybe they were running a shelter of some sort, because there were a lot of wounded dogs there and I guess they were nursing them back to health. I asked Lisa if I could help and maybe adopt one, but she said they're not for sale. THIS IS WHERE THE PROBLEM STARTS! They have a high fence but I can still see some of the dogs in there, and I kept careful track and found out some of the dogs who weren't hurt before became injured later on, some of them missing a leg, and one adorable pup I decided to call Spike lost his tail!

I asked Lisa about this and she said the reason they're not for sale is because they're a delicacy, but they butcher them as humanely as possible. I was shocked and I went to my room and sobbed horribly, then called the police. They never came, and I've called a few more times every few weeks but they still don't come. I tried talking to Lisa's father (he told me to call him Joe, of course that's not his Korean name), and I pleaded with him to stop because as a neighbor his eating of canines is offensive and I think illegal and doesn't fit in with American culture. He says that back home they eat dogs and they do it here properly and with care, just like Americans eat cows and kill them. He just won't listen, and I've tried everything. They're on vacation now, and I have to DO SOMETHING.

they're gonna be back tomorrow, since they left for the weekend, and I can't take care of the dogs and they'll know I took them and just get them back so I need to think of something really quick. I can't set them free because a lot of them need care to survive, you know? I don't know what to do, I feel like killing myself. can someone help me? Please, I'm scared and I can't take hearing those dogs crying out in pain from their yard anymore, HELP

DJ111 · « **Reply #361 on:** December 20, 2004, 08:41:06 AM »

I replied again to yer McD's thread

DJ111 · « **Reply #362 on:** December 20, 2004, 08:44:46 AM »

Wow Engine, christina is taking you really seriously... heh

Engine · « **Reply #363 on:** December 20, 2004, 08:50:08 AM »

hahahaha, I assume you're veg4ever?

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You have to get the dogs out and make it look like they got loose themselfes b4 they are slaughtered and turned into puppy nuggets. You have to be the liberator b24 they all die! Hurry!

hahahha Be the liberator b24 hahahaha

I'll give it til later in the day before I post again, then another hour or two before lack of options forces me to lay death down upon the mangled puppies.

DJ111 · « **Reply #364 on:** December 20, 2004, 08:55:12 AM »

Yup, I put it in my sig so everyone would know.

So far the invasion is going smoothly... but boredsilly is starting to suspect that "Mark" is trolling, so I lashed out at boredsilly.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #365 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:05:01 AM »

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Originally posted by Engine
hahahaha, I assume you're veg4ever?

hahahha Be the liberator b24 hahahaha

I'll give it til later in the day before I post again, then another hour or two before lack of options forces me to lay death down upon the mangled puppies.

Engine, I'm assuming you are "HateSUVEngINes"?

I have to work 12p-8p. However, this is frickin hilarious. I'll be posting tonight.

Karaya

AWMac · « **Reply #366 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:05:34 AM »

<----- burgers4u

AWMac · « **Reply #367 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:14:15 AM »

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Dog is GOOD eatings.... makes a nice stew too. I lived in Korea for 11+ years. I do prefur dogs over let's say rabbits or cats.

burgers4u

eskimo2 · « **Reply #368 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:24:04 AM »

Vulching
Posted By Date/Time
pittythekitty 12/19/04 10:59 AM
I have a question, how do I keep vulchers from picking off my goons (goons are my name for my ducks) when they are roaming the back yard, any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

st#!k 12/19/04 11:03 AM
Try some ostis. Might scare em away.

Amy Stake 12/19/04 11:05 AM
Theres this new product called a NetLag. I'm not sure who makes it or where they sell them, but they are great for keeping birds away from places!

eskimo 12/19/04 11:42 AM
If these birds are attacking your (live) ducks, they probably are not vulchers. I’m pretty sure that vulchers only eat dead animals. You probably have birds of prey such as eagles, hawks, chicken hawks, Cherry Pickers, Me Swallows or something. I know that in Alaska where Bald Eagles are prevalent, people cover the top of their poultry pens to keep the Eagles from killing and stealing their birds. If these hunting birds know that you have poultry, they will be back when they want an easy meal. Do a bit of online research to figure out exactly what kind of birds you are having a problem with.

Good luck.

eskimo

pittythekitty 12/19/04 11:43 AM
Thank you for the help and suggestions guys, I just hope to save the little ducklings this spring from the horiffic death of being torn apart alive.

pittythekitty 12/19/04 11:58 AM
Hey guys just did some more reading and found that their is a piegeon called a niki piegeon, apparently they are very aggresive and protective of their territory. They article suggested buying some to keep hawks and other birds of pray away from your property.

eskimo 12/20/04 9:19 AM
A pigeon that will frighten away a bird of prey? That’s really amazing! “Niki” sounds Japanese. If so I think that maintenance and reliability of these birds would be rather high. Then again, if you have no other high cover they could be a great way to provide protection to your gooney birds.

eskimo

SuperDud · « **Reply #369 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:26:36 AM »

Yup, this one won't last long!

http://216.197.111.89/public/folder_view.cfm?pageid=341&option=view_thread&postid=935756&folderid=727

SuperDud · « **Reply #370 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:32:08 AM »

And my finaly response to my fish tank problem:

Ok I finally took action. I first clubbed my family like baby seals. I then took them over to the 55 gallon and drowned them. After that I ate the fish. Problem solved, thanks for the help guys!

Saintaw · « **Reply #371 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:57:44 AM »

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Shiver, you also said that your garage is carpeted. That’s a bit strange but awfully convenient considering your situation.

LOL!

Excellent stuff

DJ111 · « **Reply #372 on:** December 20, 2004, 10:59:49 AM »

We have to step up the attacks!

mora · « **Reply #373 on:** December 20, 2004, 11:19:18 AM »

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Originally posted by HateSUVEngINes
THIS IS WHERE THE PROBLEM STARTS! They have a high fence but I can still see some of the dogs in there, and I kept careful track and found out some of the dogs who weren't hurt before became injured later on, some of them missing a leg, and one adorable pup I decided to call Spike lost his tail!

Muckmaw1 · « **Reply #374 on:** December 20, 2004, 11:20:44 AM »

WAIT!

WHo is Pittythekitty...

Too ****ING FUNNY!!!!

couldnt agree more airhead2, I had a young cousin who after watching saturday morning cartoons used to stack bricks up in the back yard, then he would pick up the cat and throw it against the bricks becuase thats what happened in the show