A little boy was sitting in the courtroom while his parents duked it out over custody.
The Judge asked the little boy if he wanted to go live with his mother.
The boy slowly shook his head no.
The Judge then asked him if he wanted to go live with his dad.
The boy slowly shook his head no.
The Judge, exasperated asked the little boy, "Well who do you want to live with?"
The boy replied 'I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat nobody.'
