Author Topic: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm (Read 742 times)

NUKE · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2004, 09:19:23 PM »

A friend of mine in 8th grade went to have his tonsils removed and they accidentally removed BOTH of his kidneys.

He has been on dialysis ever since and we play checkers sometimes..... but he sucks at it.

We laughed so hard one day when he thought he was about to die or something....but it turned out he was only having a mild heart attack...the dumchit.

Anyway, best wishes.

J/K

You'll be fine and better than before in no time at all. Take care Hawk.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2004, 09:38:06 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
If they shave yer gnards before they put you under, that's your first hint of a "mistake" about to happen.

"Doctor your testicular extraction is your 11 O'clock. THIS was SUPPOSED to be a tonsilotamy. Poor guy a re-enacter without gonads, he'll have a tough time getting a date in high school!"

J/k

Good luck bro

Estes · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2004, 09:45:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Vulcan
Ahem, somehow I doubt they'd need to shave em

hehehe.

Hawklore · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2004, 09:58:51 PM »

lazs2 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2004, 08:23:32 AM »

tonsils never need to be removed. Your parents are getting a kickback on the insurance from your doctor on this one.

lazs

slimm50 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2004, 08:52:16 AM »

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Originally posted by Hawklore
It's called caturizing.. or however you spell it...

I know what they do, ain't scared of it.. I think medical stuff is awesome..

They stuff a cat down yer gullet?? Dang!!

capt. apathy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2004, 08:53:23 AM »

have fun.

don't forget to get a big, red, perminant marker, and write "NO" in big letters across any body parts you want to keep.

(only partly kidding. a friend of mine had surgery on one of his legs. they wrote "no" and "other leg" on the non-surgery leg.)

Curval · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2004, 09:32:09 AM »

All the best Hawklore.

Pretty bad timing for this...just 3 days before Christmas, but better "out" than "in" if things aren't working right.

AWMac · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2004, 09:37:29 AM »

Ask them if you can keep them in a jar.... impress the girls.

Also you'd still have them for the future when "Global Cloning" begins. Or if you wanted a "Reversal" done and have them placed back in. The uses are endless.....

Good Luck lil buddy.

Hawklore · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2004, 11:22:13 AM »

Thanks Guys....

Their trying to push my schedule back now, make me re-schedule...

I will stand firm! No way are they gonna reschedule this on me...

If your tonsils, or anything else on you, looked like hamburger I'm sure you would want them to stay in your body either..

Furball · « **Reply #25 on:** December 22, 2004, 11:23:31 AM »

wonder if we can bribe the doctor to remove your fingers too, so you cannot type any more...

AWMac · « **Reply #26 on:** December 22, 2004, 11:28:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Furball
wonder if we can bribe the doctor to remove your fingers too, so you cannot type any more...

Hawklore · « **Reply #27 on:** December 22, 2004, 11:30:06 AM »

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Originally posted by Furball
wonder if we can bribe the doctor to remove your fingers too, so you cannot type any more...

I still got my d**k..

And Nose..

Furball · « **Reply #28 on:** December 22, 2004, 11:44:19 AM »

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Originally posted by Hawklore
I still got my d**k..

well, you wont be needing it for anything else

may as well put it to good use

Hope your operation goes smoothly Porkw.. i mean Hawklore, eat lots of ice cream!

Hawklore · « **Reply #29 on:** December 22, 2004, 11:46:28 AM »

The only bad thing... Is I can't eat anything before surgery..

Which is okay, knowing what your stomach will do if you do..