Author Topic: Happy to be Redneck  (Read 240 times)

Offline 1K0N

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Happy to be Redneck
« on: December 21, 2004, 02:16:42 PM »
You might be a redneck if. . .


It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God ... "


You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.


You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."


You bow your head when someone prays.


You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.


You've never burned an American flag.


You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.


You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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Offline Widgeo

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Happy to be Redneck
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2004, 03:17:48 PM »
Born a redneck
Grew up a redneck
Proud to be a redneck before it was hip :D

Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2004, 03:49:48 PM »
:)

Born a hillbilly, raised a redneck...
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

Offline StarOfAfrica2

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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2004, 04:10:01 PM »
Amen.

Offline DJ111

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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2004, 04:27:42 PM »
:)
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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2004, 04:33:24 PM »
Born a Yank. Wanabe redneck. :aok
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