Originally posted by Heiliger Krumpus huh? My dad didn't need no stink'n Krumpus!Actually from what I have heard, the myth seems to vary a lot. Sometimes he even acompanies St. Nick as his "helper" and lays the smack down on bad kids with the sticks he carries in his bag.
A weird demon guy with chains on his hands, two scared children in a basket on his back and a long tongue busts through the door. He wanders around as Dr. O explains that this intruder is the Krumpus. A demon that once rode side-by-side with St. Nicholas and dished out punishment to boys and girls who had been naughty while St. Nick dished out toys to the nice.Dr. Venture: That's ridiculous, there's no such thing as Santa Claus.Dr. Orpheus: Not since he was killed by a jet in 1963, no. Nor has there been a Krumpus since the pope cast him into purgatory during Vatican two. But your boys seem to have inadvertently released him from his chains.Hank: Dean did it, I wanted to read the Grinch!Dean: [mumbles since his mouth is still locked shut][Krumpus licks Triana's face]Triana: Uhm, dad?Dr. Venture: What kind of kinky Christmas spirit is that?Dr. Orpheus: It is Germanic in origin.Dr. Venture: Well can't you just- I don't know, magic it away or something?Dr. Orpheus: No more than you could science it away. No, the beast will not stop until it has punished the wicked in this house!Dr. Venture: Well there's no one wicked-The Krumpus grabs Dr. Venture and this point (never saw that coming I bet) and starts hitting him with a palm branch and then smacks his head into the ground a few times.
