Feces, garbage bags, destroyed apartment, insanity.

[-tronski-]

Originally posted by Nash

How did you dispose of the body?

 

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together.

After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?

And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig **** do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars?

They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute..

Hence the expression greedy as a pig.

 Tronsky

[rpm]

LOL Tronski! Classic flick!

[rpm]

There's some plausability to it Nash. Keeping the bike inside is no biggie. I used to keep my Harley in the living room when I travelled a lot. There was only 1 tricky way you could get it in or out and it worked well. It never was stolen, but I never ran it indoors either.

Keeping his poo in bags...does'nt that have a particular name in psychology? (Besides fluff'n crazy) As for the building a fortress of darkness, I've had to enter some houses that would qualify when I was doing charity work.

Either way, (true or fiction)it make for an entertaining read. Might even be a decent movie if you change it up where he did kidnap the girl. Macaully Culkin could play the freak, it would'nt be much of a stretch for him.

But when it's all said and done, I'll never look at lasagne the same again.

[mora]

Mmmm.... I just bought 2 pounds of Lasagne.