I am a saint.

[Furball]

yes, thats right.

The last of my loose change, which was destined to buy a beer, went towards the Tsunami relief fund. (the bar i was in, all tips and collections go to relief fund).

I sacrificed a beer for the good of mankind, i am a saint.

[SOB]

[Drunky]

Originally posted by Furball
The last of my loose change...(snip)...I sacrificed a beer for the good of mankind

WTF kind of beer are you drinking that only cost 'loose change'?

[BlueJ1]

Furball, mail em some of your meds, you aint using them.

[Furball]

Originally posted by Drunky
WTF kind of beer are you drinking that only cost 'loose change'?

It was like £2.50 per pint, i gave the £3 i had.

Dont worry though, i paid a visit to the cashpoint later to get more money to buy more beer.

[JB88]

How to Become a Saint
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Steps to Sainthood
In the 10th century, Pope John XV developed an official canonisation procedure, which went through some revisions in the ensuing 1,000 years.

The process must begin five years after the candidate's death.

Local bishops investigate the life of the candidate and the findings are sent to the Vatican.

After approval by a panel of theologians and cardinals, the pope proclaims the candidate is "venerable," meaning a role model of Roman Catholic virtues.

The next step is beatification if it is determined by the church that the candidate is responsible for a miracle after his or her death.

Finally, for the designation of saint, the church must certify proof of a second posthumous miracle.

[Raubvogel]

I used my money to buy a bottle of Maker's Mark. I feel much better now.

[hblair]

Originally posted by JB88
How to Become a Saint
Your Guide, Jessica Steinmetz   From Jessica Steinmetz,
Your Guide to Christianity - Catholicism.
FREE Newsletter. Sign Up Now!
Steps to Sainthood
In the 10th century, Pope John XV developed an official canonisation procedure, which went through some revisions in the ensuing 1,000 years.

The process must begin five years after the candidate's death.

Local bishops investigate the life of the candidate and the findings are sent to the Vatican.

After approval by a panel of theologians and cardinals, the pope proclaims the candidate is "venerable," meaning a role model of Roman Catholic virtues.

The next step is beatification if it is determined by the church that the candidate is responsible for a miracle after his or her death.

Finally, for the designation of saint, the church must certify proof of a second posthumous miracle.

or forget all the catholic garbola and be a christian which is a saint according to the bible...

[Heiliger]

Originally posted by hblair
or forget all the catholic garbola and be a christian which is a saint according to the bible...

Well said Hblair!

[WilldCrd]

umm FYI furby...you have to die to be considered for sainthood.

[Holden McGroin]

Steps to Sainthood:

The process must begin five years after the candidate's death.

[/b]five years after retirement for Cooperstown

Local bishops investigate the life of the candidate and the findings are sent to the Vatican.

After approval by a panel of theologians and cardinals, the pope proclaims the candidate is "venerable," meaning a role model of Roman Catholic virtues.

[/b]for Cooperstown a vote by a panel of judges, made up of Baseball Writers' Association of America

The next step is beatification if it is determined by the church that the candidate is responsible for a miracle after his or her death.

Finally, for the designation of saint, the church must certify proof of a second posthumous miracle. [/B]

for Hall of Fame, an investigation by the commisioner should show that your never bet on baseball.

[Heiliger]

lol

How much money does it take Holden?

Canonization can cost over $40,000.