Author Topic: mmmmmm....Frito Pie!!!!! (Read 773 times)

Sandman · « **Reply #30 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:09:43 PM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
you intolerant racist! I'm telling.

I am not an intolerant racist.

Sir, I am an insensitive clod.

Drunky · « **Reply #31 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:11:24 PM »

POT PIE!!!! POT PIE!!!! POT PIE!!!!

NUKE · « **Reply #32 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:12:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Lizking
Generally, they don't say anything, but if you walk outside and wait 15 minutes, you will see them inside fixing themselves a bag.

You gave me an idea.....

What would happen if you grabbed a bunch of napkins, dumped some of the 7-11 chile and cheese on it, then walked out? FREE FOOD is what happens my friend!

Lizking · « **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:17:14 PM »

Dude, you never went to college? I lived on that kind of stunt for 7 years.

NUKE · « **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:19:35 PM »

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Originally posted by Lizking
Dude, you never went to college? I lived on that kind of stunt for 7 years.

why wouldn't you just eat out of the trash like I did?

I never went to college though. Me a dummy.

Lizking · « **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:21:23 PM »

My favorite was to dress nice, go to a nice rest. and be seated for a party of 2, with your "date" to be on the way. Tell the waiter that you will wait for your date to order, even drinks. Eat the rolls, drink the water, steal the crackers and the butter, and after an hour or so, look like you are going to cry and tell the waitress you have been stood up. Walk out full, with a snack for later, and they never even mind that you don't tip them since you are so tore up about being stood up.

Lizking · « **Reply #36 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:23:01 PM »

Also remember that food eaten inside a 7-11 is half price, that is, if you eat four nasty-dogs, you only have to pay for 2.

rpm · « **Reply #37 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:25:37 PM »

Or the infamous "dog date". Take an ugly chick to dinner, eat then take a trip to the men's room and haul arse right out the front door.

Lizking · « **Reply #38 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:27:59 PM »

If you are going to date an ugly woman, it is only fair that she pays for the meal, drinks and maybe a movie, but it is just rude to leave her in the middle...

Hawklore · « **Reply #39 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:28:53 PM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
It is good ole fasion American Chilli poured over some frito chips topped with cheese.

IT IS YUMMY!

-drool-

rpm · « **Reply #40 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:35:55 PM »

LOL, never said "I" did it, but I had a buddy that did...several times. I did almost ditch a chick at DFW once, she was a biotch the whole trip to Nassau and deserved the 100 mile walk home.

CptTrips · « **Reply #41 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:50:24 PM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
What do the clerks say when you bring that slop for them to scan though??

They say: "Dirka dirka. Mohamad Jihad!"

,
Wab

Regular · « **Reply #42 on:** January 05, 2005, 02:20:39 AM »

HEY !!!

My dad can make some highly radioactive chilli.

Its good...The green and red peppers actually kill the "Canadian Mad Cow PROBLEM"

Good chit!!

We buy kill our own ANGUS black cattle here.

Regular · « **Reply #43 on:** January 05, 2005, 02:24:44 AM »

Its pretty funny this deer hunting season.

We had one calf shot by some Indians.

SaburoS · « **Reply #44 on:** January 05, 2005, 02:59:24 AM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
It is good ole fasion American Chilli poured over some frito chips topped with cheese.

IT IS YUMMY!

Oh man that looks good! I like salty things anyway. Instead of cheddar, I'll go for Jack cheese.