stop me if youve heard this one...
a guys walking down a pier in the ocean when he passes an ugly woman sobbing uncontrollably.
unable to ignore her suffering, he turns around and tries to console her.
"whats wrong?" he says...
"ive never been hugged.", she replies.
he thinks for a moment, then leans over to give her a hug, pats her on the back and says, "there there..."
she stops crying, he goes on.
she starts sobbing again.
he pauses, thinks of his grandmother and her words of wisdom with strangers and turns around again.
'whats wrong now?" he asks.
"ive never been kissed".
he pauses, thinks about it for a minute and thinks, "what the hell, nobody here that i know."
he gives her a long kiss.
she stops crying.
he starts to walk away again and she starts to cry again.
"what now?!" he says, "ive hugged you, ive kissed you...what else do you need?"
"ive never been screwed," she says.
he pauses. thinks for a moment and sighs, then lifts her into his arms, throws her over the edge of the pier and says...
"yer screwed."
