Badonkadonk - alright - for those of you who aren't Puertorican and don't speak Brooklynese - let me educate you.
Badonkadonk - is slang for having a FAT bellybutton - and a GREAT ASS.
But the best review so far is this charmer:
SO there I was stopped at the red light on 67th and Lexington in my Mini Cooper when this yellow Hummer rear-ended me. Before I could jump out and confront the moron driver, he backed up and drove off!! I was able to get his license plate number before he disappeared. I had seen the Badonkadonk on Amazon a few weeks prior and had thought that it was awesome, but the high shipping costs made me hesitant to buy it. However, with the Hummer incident fresh in my mind, I rushed home and placed an order for the Badonkadonk on the spot! Since I used my Amazon.com visa, I received 19,999 points which was cool -- I am going to use the points to buy an U2 edition Ipod which will go well in my Badonkadonk. But I digress! With FedEx overnight delivery, I had the Badonkadonk in my posession the next morning. I obtained the address of the Hummer driver from my contacts at the DMV and drove over to his crib and smoked his hummer using the built in Argon-freon-fusion laser. All that was left of the Hummer was a smoking hunk of metal. As I drove off, I could see the owner of the Hummer run out of house in his underwear and throw himself on the ground in front of the charred ruin in despair. It caused a tremendous sense of elation in me.
The Badonkadonk is well worth the investment; the built in Alpine 1200 Watt stereo system means that you can listen to your tunes and travel in style. And the Recaro racing seats and Momo shift knobs are cool. Run, don't walk, to your computer and order the Badonkadonk now -- you won't be sorry!
A few others....
Chicks dig it! It's not very fast, but it's not supposed to be. It's made for cruisin', baby! And you cannot believe how you get noticed.
I was recently cruising just outside of Rexburg, ID when I noticed a dark figure checking out my ride. I wasn't sure what it was that was looking me over. Turns out it was a BigFoot. I gave it a ride. And oh yeah...we got it on!
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So I decided to put my Badonkadonk up against an M1 Abrams Tank. It was no match. As hard as it tried to take me out, shots just bounced of my superior armor. I won by forfeit after the M1 gave up.
My only recommendation would be perhaps an overdrive, a custom exhaust, a turbo charger and perhaps a lowering kit. It could also use an anti-radar skin. Police keep pulling me over for speeding.
Another plus is the fact that Wookies cannot fit through the tiny hatch and take over the land cruiser. I had an aftermarket anti-theft system installed, due to problems with Ewoks and Jawas running off with it.
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But this is closer to a skiff than a Jawa Sandcrawler or Jabba's barge right?
I wonder if I could outfit it with some of those old tennis-ball guns that the American Gladiators had.
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I have enjoyed my Badonkadonk Land Cruiser a lot, especially when it comes to parking; I can just bash my way in to the tightest spots. Unfortunately, the back seat is a little tight, especially when I get the childrens' car seats in. And the trunk -- it barely holds all of my semi-automatic weapons. And I'd love to see an IPod port added to the sound system.
