Author Topic: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use. (Read 390 times)

Saintaw · « **on:** January 27, 2005, 06:27:59 AM »

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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
-- Claude D. Pepper

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing

Jackal1 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2005, 07:27:13 AM »

Wax once made an eloquent statement about me that I will borrow because I believe it describes Hajo to a T.

Hajo is so old he farts dust.

DadRabit · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2005, 07:34:18 AM »

"I fly like old people spit"

Halo · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2005, 08:00:06 AM »

Good ones, and don't forget this Hoosier observation:

"You're as jumpy as a fart in a skillet."

DadRabit · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2005, 08:01:17 AM »

:rofl

mosgood · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2005, 02:07:00 PM »

being cheap...

"He'll squeeze a nickle till the buffallo shiats"

Hajo · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2005, 03:32:22 PM »

My favorite "you know you're getting old when" joke.

You know you're getting old when.....you sit on the toilet and your ballz are in the water.

By the way Saw....that's 2 I owe ya

straffo · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2005, 03:50:50 PM »

Saw how many time I should say : when you write for Hajo

Use the Font Size set to HUGE else even with his glasses there is a chance he won't be able to read.

Don't you hate the evil frog twins Hajo ?

Jackal1 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2005, 07:13:32 PM »

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Originally posted by DadRabit

"I fly like old people spit"

Ummmmmm Dad, I remember something besides "spit" being used in that line.

Saintaw · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2005, 05:15:31 AM »

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Originally posted by Hajo

By the way Saw....that's 2 I owe ya