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Offline Mini D

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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2005, 12:41:06 AM »
If we did away with guns, I wouldn't have to get an AK-47.  A baseball bat would do nicely.

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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2005, 12:44:15 AM »
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If we did away with guns, I wouldn't have to get an AK-47.  A baseball bat would do nicely.


yeah, but what if we got rid of birds? Then what?

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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2005, 01:46:13 AM »
Then he'd go back to taking pictures through your bathroom window . . . and you'd continue pretending you didn't know.
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2005, 01:52:49 AM »
Well, at least I would still be appreciated by another human.


bahh, you know I love ya SOB.....Kiss my arse.

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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2005, 01:57:10 AM »
Are you saying the hookers are just blowing me for my money???  Me and Shawanda are gonna have to have a talk. :(
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2005, 01:59:47 AM »
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Are you saying the hookers are just blowing me for my money???  Me and Shawanda are gonna have to have a talk. :(


Tell him how you feel....let it all out.


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« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2005, 02:05:36 AM »
SOB, since you are obviously a big homo, why don't you join our O'Club homo squad? Just for a month?
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« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2005, 02:25:40 AM »
I already have a group of degenerates to fly with.
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« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2005, 02:32:15 AM »
Yeah, but it's only a one time deal, 4 squad nites......4 days


I have a squad to fly with ( me thinks) with me old buddy Coors and Shawk, but this OClub homo squad is gonna be one for the history books.

Only a month.

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« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2005, 02:34:09 AM »
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Always clean your weapon!!!


That's what he gets for buying a $99 Hi-Point.

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« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2005, 03:03:43 AM »
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"I just started shooting," said Gloria Doster, 56. "I was trying to blow his brains out is what I was trying to do."


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« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2005, 07:17:14 AM »
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What is stovepiping? I can't find that word in dictionary.


Stovepipe is a failure to eject the spent brass from the weapon. The brass only partially clears the breach then gets caught by the slide as it moves forward and jams with the open end of the brass facing up. Hence the term stovepipe as it resembles a smoke pipe from the back of a woodburning stove. This type of failuer is not uncommon with low powered ammo and those who "limp wrist" a semi automatic pistol.
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« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2005, 07:42:25 AM »
Have you hugged your .380 today?
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« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2005, 08:13:54 AM »
a stovepipe is gods way of telling you that you are a revolver person.   It is the pistols way of flipping you the bird.

Of course young healthy 6' males need guns less than old people, infirm and women... the fastest growing segment of the gun buying crowd is older people and... Women.   Women are buying guns at a very high rate.

someone as mean and buff as mini could get by with one of those cricket paddle things tho.

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« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2005, 09:02:13 AM »
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a stovepipe is gods way of telling you that you are a revolver person.   It is the pistols way of flipping you the bird.

Of course young healthy 6' males need guns less than old people, infirm and women... the fastest growing segment of the gun buying crowd is older people and... Women.   Women are buying guns at a very high rate.

someone as mean and buff as mini could get by with one of those cricket paddle things tho.

lazs


I carried a POS Beretta Cougar .40cal for 3 years as an armed cash vault guard here in Michigan.  I have fired Glocks, S&W's, Rugers and I even OWN a HK USP .45.  That Beretta would stovepipe often at qualifications.  I've never had a problem with anything else.  I'll never own a Beretta.

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