Originally posted by Raubvogel
This is a good business move by this guy. The workers he has left will be healthier, more productive, and will miss less workdays for health reasons.
LOL I never used to call out sick when I was sick
Who woould want to waste a perfectly good paid sick day being sick?
Although I did call out when my "Bassitus" was acting up.
which is an affliction of the right shoulder and elbow and left wrist and hand
Only one cure for "Bassitus".
but fortunately it is treatable
you have to either sit in a a boat or stand on the shore of a lake and cast a fishing line into the water with bait or lure attached and reeling it in over and over and over again.
Sometimes it lasts ALL DAY.
Hell sometimes it would even last two whole days.
Oddly enough it never lasts longer then that.
A real strange coincidence I noticed is that also happened to be the amount of sick days you could take off in a row without needing a doctors note.
those were the only sick days I ever took.
Well those and sick of work days.
My motto was why be greedy waste a good case of the flu on yourself when you can share it with the whole company.