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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2005, 07:17:10 PM »
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4.  Remote controll boats (Probably the #1 reason we were able to chase them off)  A neighbor (we share the pond with several other households)  bought a remote controll boat and would spent about 10 min chasing the birds around the pond with it.  Looked like he had a real hoot doing it.


Now thres an idea.

there is a store a couple towns away that sell remote controls Tanks that fire  little rubber BB like pellets out of their main gun.

Now if you can take a remote controled boat and somehow adapt the tank turret to it...

Always ment to get one to scare the crap out of the cats with em and oh hell while Im at it the dog too. Just never got around to it
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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2005, 07:22:35 PM »
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This one works on most bird problems. Especially those mud swallows that build nests along the edges of your roof.


You talking these?  They are Barn swallows. I'd love to have a nesting pair on my house.

those things are some of the coolest things to watch. they hunt for and eat bugs while in flight doing all sorts of areobatic manuvers that would make even the greatest turnfighter green with envy
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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2005, 07:24:17 PM »
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Put the Head on a Pike as warning to all those that come later.
there's an idea that's time has gone that i miss.....

heads on pikes to ward off intruders.

say a convience store that gets robbed every few months, and the clerk shoots a few of em.

put the heads on a pike outside the store as a warning.







back on topic... you know goose poop does NOT bio-degrade. it is toxic, and a real nusance. it kills any vegitation beneath it, and generally sucks arse.

geese (canadian at least) are supposedly a protected species (damn canuks) you shoot them illegally it is a world of trouble.... IF they find out. a .22 makes very little sound, and popping a few of them should scare others off badly especially if they see the dead. geese dont like the sight of other dead geese.

the local golf course did this. killed a few geese (with shotgus though) and left the dead geese for a few weeks. that particular tagged flock has not come back ever... though a new flock took roost for a short time.... rinse repeat story


because of the abundant food provided by man the migratory patterns of the geese is royally screwed, and you will probably get either more or different geese next year no matter what you do.

calling the DNR will do nothing, unless you can PROVE a serious health risk... unsightlyness they dont ive a f&^% about.

another thing,.... laying out wires to foul their feet (no pun intended) works well, they wont land on that ground anymore but it is illegal too without DNR permission at least here in wisconsin. it's what they do on rooftops and stuff, a grid of thin wires about 2 feet apart, the birds try and land then get fouled in the wires, panic and take off again. but you have to have a license to put them up.


all in all i say kill the filthy F@#$%&, but you may be screwed. a 60 acre lake is pretty darn big, and they will find a secluded alcove to stay in, unless every property owner around the whole shoreline is in on the "removal"
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2005, 07:25:39 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2005, 07:25:48 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2005, 08:07:15 PM »
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You talking these?  They are Barn swallows. I'd love to have a nesting pair on my house.

those things are some of the coolest things to watch. they hunt for and eat bugs while in flight doing all sorts of areobatic manuvers that would make even the greatest turnfighter green with envy


In the Sacramento valley you don't get one or two pretty little nests.... you get 20-30 all around your house!!. The mud stains your house paint, they crap all over your propety , your deck, your pool ( get the idea) and the noise!!!

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« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2005, 08:24:47 PM »
I like to think of myself as an old fashioned kind of guy.


A friend of mine had a bad bad goose problem.  After nothing happened with Animal control, he finally decided to do it himself.


He took a .22 and fired at the biggest meanest ugliest one of the pack.  But they were packed so tight that he got 7 of them.
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« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2005, 08:25:45 PM »
I wish a dozen meals would come hang out at my place.

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« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2005, 09:03:54 PM »
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Or you could just shoot them.


Blow one's head off, the rest will run.  Put the Head on a Pike as warning to all those that come later.



Actually one of them would come back, geese are one of the few animals in nature who stay with one mate their entire life. Thus the joy of hunting them is that you kill one the mate is bound to come back looking for his/her lost love.


I agree with Jackal an air cannon is the best way to go.

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« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2005, 10:08:58 PM »
other than the plan that includes a large rotisserie, a banquet for all your friends, and 'hunting in the off season'-  the best bet is to borrow a border collie for a few weeks.  

they'll herd the geese around all day (and love it), the geese get no rest and finally hate it there enough to leave.

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« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2005, 10:12:41 PM »
Brew a Cayenne pepper tea, then spray it where you don't want waterfowl.  Works on my dock.

It burns their little feet the same way it burns our tongue when we eat Cajun.

Just don't go barefoot.
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« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2005, 10:29:16 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2005, 11:03:55 PM »
Do not kill any bird out of season unless it is one of the following:

House sparrow
European starling
Rock pigeon (common pigeon)

The migratory bird act protects everything other than the 3 listed above.  You shoot a goose out of season and you can go to jail.

The reflective tape and remote control boat ideas are OK... but you're not allowed to harm the geese.  The same goes for swallows building nests under eves or swifts building nests in chimneys.

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« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2005, 11:10:23 PM »
just get a CAT, preferably a very hungry one...

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« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2005, 11:19:48 PM »
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