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Offline T0J0

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« on: February 08, 2005, 07:56:35 AM »
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Good quotes for getting the point across today to that fellow employee who just doesn't listen to reason....

TOJO

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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2005, 08:10:08 AM »
That's a yolk, son. Now put an egg in your shoe and beat it.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline Nwbie

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2005, 10:56:32 PM »
new check 6

Robot02 -- from lost in space

Warning warning warning


lol


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Skuzzy-- "Facts are slowly becoming irrelevant in favor of the nutjob."

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2005, 10:58:54 PM »
Now wait a minute son, ya payin' no attention. Ya startin' too big. Ya gotta walk before ya can run. Start small, look at me when I'm talking to ya son. I say start small and work up. Now try again boy. Kids nowadays they kmnow it all.


:rofl :rofl :rofl

sounds like superdud trying to train me...  :lol

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2005, 11:40:14 AM »
Good stuff!  :rofl :rofl
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2005, 11:56:18 AM »
For some reason, this makes more since as a check6.


Marvin the Martian: Brace yourself for immediate disintegration.
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2005, 01:18:23 PM »
:lol :lol  Been listening to Yosemete Sam. Rich stuff, that.

"Huh! Missed again ya hammer-headed halibut!"

Would be a great reponse in the MA when some newb wastes all his spit's ammo load in one long  spray-n-pray.

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"No more gentleman stuff, from now on ya fights my way - dirty!"
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