Author Topic: Don't Eat It!!! (Read 381 times)

SOB · « **on:** February 20, 2005, 07:55:40 PM »

What a great, worthless part of the Intardnet. I laughed, I cried, I vomited in my mouth a little, and then I laughed again.

Steve, Don't Eat It!

Volume One holds a special place in my heart, as I once had the same unfortunate pleasure. I went out camping with my then co-worker Don (AKA "Sir Chumley" for AW sissies and folks from the Delphi Flight Sim Forum), and some of his friends. Early in the evening, they whipped out a can of Potted Meat, then proceeded to spread it on bread and eat it. I, being young and even dumber than I am now, decided it couldn't be all that bad and had 'em slather some on a slice of bread for me. Wow. It took one bite, and half a chew before I spit it out, and threw the rest on the fire. It tasted like chewed up vienna sausage squeezed out of FunkedUp's ass.

That night, it rained like crazy and I was in the low side of one of the tents on a slight hill, and the tent wasn't waterproofed. So I woke up in a puddle of water, shivering like a person drenched in cold water in January would. Since it was kind of spur-of-the-moment, and we were only out for one night, I brought only what I was wearing. So, I spent the next few hours sitting naked in my pickup, trying to dry my undies with the defroster.

Still, I'd have to say the worst part of the trip was that taste of potted meat.

Nash · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2005, 08:19:57 PM »

Yuk.

Reminds me of a couple of things...

One was an absolutely glorious thread on the Awful forums one rainy Saturday afternoon a few months ago.

This guy makes a post saying that he's moving, but all his food is going to go to waste because he aint bringing it. So he lists every single piece of food he has, every condiment, every spice, all the frozen goods. Everything.

The deal was, people could post a combination of 3 of those ingredients... and he would combine them, eat them, and post pictures of it all. Was a real-time thing. And when he puked, that was game over... end of the post.

So folks were shouting "Raspberry jam, fish sticks and cottage cheese!" Every kind of outrageous combination.

And BAM!... Within 15 minutes he was uploading pics of him prepping it, eating it, and the grossed-out contortions it caused him.

I forget what finally made him puke (and he posted all those pics too).... but it was a good many "dishes" later. A real trooper this guy was. Legendary AFAIC.

Another great one which y'all prolly have seen is when Steve O swallowed raw eggs, mushrooms, onions, the works.... then forced himself to puke up a perfectly blended omelette into a skilette - cook it and eat it again.

That's some art right there.

JB88 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2005, 08:58:39 PM »

LOL!

piss christ has nothin on that one.

Saintaw · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2005, 03:55:16 AM »

SOB... any pictures?

Stratocaster · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2005, 05:15:24 AM »

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2005, 08:50:17 AM »

That was hilarious...

...and Steve is right. Breast milk is foul.

Saintaw · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2005, 11:27:26 AM »

Uh... I just read the 'natto' article at the bottom. I had that once and my tastebuds are still ringing from those... and that was like 10 years ago!

My sis eats that every morning... why, I will never know.

mosgood · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2005, 01:00:31 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash

Another great one which y'all prolly have seen is when Steve O swallowed raw eggs, mushrooms, onions, the works.... then forced himself to puke up a perfectly blended omelette into a skilette - cook it and eat it again.

this almost made me hurl.... really