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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #1290 on: March 23, 2007, 08:59:32 PM »
poor car:huh

Psst:vote for the P39 ariacobra :noid

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« Reply #1291 on: March 23, 2007, 09:01:20 PM »
Mark I hope you made it out without a scratch and everyone was well off too...

If need be, I pray... I have a good connection with the BIG Guy above, I could put in a ...








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« Reply #1292 on: March 23, 2007, 09:05:14 PM »
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Mark I hope you made it out without a scratch and everyone was well off too...

If need be, I pray... I have a good connection with the BIG Guy above, I could put in a ...

word.

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Having been raised a Southern Baptist I learned early that I could take my problems to God myself. I appreciate the offer though. I may have a bit of a stiff neck tomorrow but right now I feel fine. Thanks for asking.

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« Reply #1293 on: March 23, 2007, 09:07:04 PM »
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poor car:huh

Psst:vote for the P39 ariacobra :noid

Word.


I voted for three. The P-39, the B25, and the A26. The first two were favorites of mine in Warbirds, the last one is a delicacy yet to be enjoyed.

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« Reply #1294 on: March 23, 2007, 09:09:33 PM »
I voted for the HE-111 and the Tu-2
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« Reply #1295 on: March 23, 2007, 09:11:11 PM »
Glad you're doing okay Mark.

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Recovery is the "word".

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« Reply #1296 on: March 23, 2007, 09:12:33 PM »
And the WORD is always within our grasp.

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« Reply #1297 on: March 23, 2007, 09:23:16 PM »
im sorry mark...i had kind of assumed that the tone and verbage of your post was an indicator of your well being.  good to know that you are okay.

sorry it was the mustang.

love mustangs.  hope to own one someday.

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« Reply #1298 on: March 23, 2007, 10:12:08 PM »
Glad to see your ok also :)
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« Reply #1299 on: March 23, 2007, 10:13:26 PM »
Some of you remember the possum I shot and made a thread on?

Should I go to the PETA forums and do this?



"Last night I was outside enjoying the warm night and I seen this critter walking across the yard. All of a sudden, it just fell over and seems to have trouble breathing. I think its gonna die!!!1!1ONEONE!"

I'll lead them on for a while then when someone asks if I can give any more detail, then I will say

"Well it was feeling fine until I shot it while the dirty rodent was walking across my yard. Looks like I will have possum for dinner tomorrow"



I hate possums.
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« Reply #1300 on: March 23, 2007, 10:59:11 PM »
My ex use to be Son in Law from Houston was up here with my Daughter and I caught a Opossum in my pool shed...nested up in the corner.

Told him to keep an eye on her and raced to the house...grabbed a 9 iron.

Came back in and asked him what a Par was for a Pregger opossum was... he said 4 jokenly...Then his eyes widened as I wacked the crap outta the roof chewin bastage....Then grabbed the axe and putted.... nasty bastages.  The Opossum was dead, Ex Son-in-Law thru up and my Son asked for a Mulligan.

All in all it was a good Day...

Mac


To yer Opossum Mother....


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« Reply #1301 on: March 23, 2007, 11:09:10 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #1302 on: March 23, 2007, 11:10:00 PM »
See what you did Nilsen?  Thread is at what now?

53 pages and 1302 posts.....

You should be ashamed...what do you have to say for yourself?

Let this be a Lesson!!!!  Only in Kenya....

Mac

















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« Reply #1303 on: March 23, 2007, 11:14:15 PM »
Opossums are nasty little critters. They are grounded buzzards. BUT, make no mistake, they have teeth like a chainsaw and will tear you up if they bite.

I used to wretch everytime I saw Granny making "Possum stew" on The Beverly Hillbillies. Nasty, vile, little critters.

Oh, and you should have used the 3 iron, Mac. You could have made a birdie.
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« Reply #1304 on: March 23, 2007, 11:31:02 PM »
I remember the 1st time I screwed up with Possums.... Whole damm family of them were in my attic....they made an entrance thru my roof.

Got tired of their crap and one Saturday Morning I entered the Attic...equipped with my putter, shorts and flip~flops......

Ya know when you are really screwed up and gettin hurt when everything goes "slowmotion" on yer arse... yet I believed in "No Fear".

I made it close to the spot where they were nesting because I heard the gnashing of teeth and seen dozens of red eyes.  The smell of Death prevailed. As if it were to be mine.....No Fear!

As if my Guardian Angel was trying to get the point across I felt a deep pain within my arse that summoned me to rethink my approach to this problem... yes I must approach them from the roof.... think as a opossum, live as a opossum, be the opossum....

After 4 Days of sleeping in and staying awake at nights I realized....I'm too frikken tired to climb a ladder... I must seek alternative measures.  Yes I must bug bomb them out.... or better yet "Burn them Out".

It must have been my "Evil Sickly GRNN NN NNNN" that alerted my wifey...because after that all I remember is the Hospital stay and this note from my therapist....

Hospital Release

I may NEVER recover!!!

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Mac


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