oh...my...i don't know what to say...this is just such an honor...(pulls folded piece of paper from pocket)
thank you. thank you.
(waits for applause to die down)
thank you. thank you.)
(waits again for applause to die down)
thank you.
i cant believe that i am actually standing here today accepting this award. i have so many people to thank for this.
first i'd like to thank all of my fans who made it possible for me to be standing here accepting this last word award tonight. i'd especially like to thank my family, who gave me strength in the hard times. the lovely mrs. 88 who gave me the courage to carry on...i did it baby!!!
i'd also like to thank all of the other competitors who have fought so hard to have the last word. you gave me a run for my money guys and if it werent for you i would never have had an occasion to rise to...
and lastly, to the skuzzmeister himself, for allowing me to post here without banning me as much as i should have been at times. hitech and the rest of the staff of course...oh, and thank you america, for being the land of milk and honey that makes these victories possible.
(blows kisses)
(gives number one sign)
(is led off stage by hot leggy blond)
