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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #3060 on: April 08, 2007, 04:49:39 PM »
brittneydoe   4/8/07 11:08 AM
my dad came home from work and we thought long and hard to find a fitting funeral for it since i felt so bad for its suffering. we ended up having bbq possum last night, it was really delicious.  
 
  ->MARiSSA<-   4/8/07 12:58 PM
omg

i seriously hope that you're kidding about that bbq possum thing.  
 
  chelzzzz   4/8/07 1:00 PM
hah.
this post sounds like a joke.  
 
  toucan417   4/8/07 3:15 PM
call animal control.  
 
  Paul Burnham   4/8/07 3:36 PM
I agreee with chelzzz.... this thing does sound like a joke... but oh well.... I contacted this guy in my city, and he is a possum expert... whoever the hell had the idea to do the whole... giving something the breath of lif throught its bellybutton was wrong... yes, it is a technique BUT... he said the possum was like 95% playing dead. I read him yalls conversation and he said that you more than likely did more bad then good... once again, not to point the finger of blame... but you killed it. Dont feel bad, you were doing the right thing, but with the wrong knowledge [[it was an accident]]  
 
  Caitlin1991   4/8/07 5:41 PM
Take it to the vet and see if they will give it some help.
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« Reply #3061 on: April 08, 2007, 04:50:29 PM »
I must have a freakin zombie as a possum, they think ITS STILL ALIVE after its eyeballs popped out and it exploded :rolleyes:


Surely someone has an animal that needs help. Someone else start a thread :D
« Last Edit: April 08, 2007, 04:54:44 PM by Meatwad »
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« Reply #3062 on: April 08, 2007, 04:53:41 PM »
Heres my reply

 brittneydoe   4/8/07 5:53 PM
i feel bad :(

i do kno a guy who kept a wounded doe in his heated carpeted garage and nursed it back to health. he made it very happy in the end :)
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« Reply #3063 on: April 08, 2007, 04:58:38 PM »
Now see? Ifluff'n you woulda done the three breaths for life up the possums arse we could have taken this farther.... like

"I have this bad taste in my mouth now... am I no longer a Veggie?"

or

 "Damm that was GREAT I think I had a D Flat on the last puff... let me try harder.."

or

"I saved him... it's alive...Whoa he really likes me... Mmmm...Holy Crap he's on my SHIN!!!!"

:D

Mac

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« Reply #3064 on: April 08, 2007, 05:00:24 PM »
DOH! I messed up :(


Aw man! I could of put "Why is he humping my leg"
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« Reply #3065 on: April 08, 2007, 05:04:03 PM »
See...

Good GAWD Man THINK SICK!!!!!

:D

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« Reply #3066 on: April 08, 2007, 05:07:03 PM »
:cry
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« Reply #3067 on: April 08, 2007, 05:07:28 PM »
Ya know the more I think of it... I think Skuzzy will have you, me. JB88, RPM and that Dicto guy commited...

:D

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« Reply #3068 on: April 08, 2007, 05:11:01 PM »
BWAHAHAHAA probabally


I wonder if I should try and put it off as my little bother got on under my name and messed things up, but it looks like its too late.



should I make a new name and express an urgent problem with my pet bunny
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« Reply #3069 on: April 08, 2007, 05:11:15 PM »
Sick... nothing but Sick

I just asked myself for an Invite to watch myself on a WebCam...thinking that I might get lucky...

No response yet...Dammm..*sweatin*

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« Reply #3070 on: April 08, 2007, 05:17:42 PM »
ahhhhh naptime is over.  

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« Reply #3071 on: April 08, 2007, 05:20:49 PM »
Hermit crabs + mom = war


 livinveggie816   4/6/07 5:18 PM
okay...so my moms supported me and all over the last year since turning veg and all the animal rights stuff, but she really put me over the edge this time. She works at a dog salon, but it's not mean, and I always know whats going on so I can make sure theres no cruelty. Well, I didnt like it when she got dog sweaters and clothes, but I kept my mouth shut. Then she told me she was going to start butying hermit crabs and selling them there! She was all happy and excited about it! Its not fair, how could she do this when she knows how I feel. I tried explaining to her why she cant do it, and how its really cruel, but she wont listen to me. Do you guys have any ideas of what I can tell her that might convince her.  
 
 brittneydoe   4/8/07 6:20 PM
im glad your mom is so happy over getting crabs
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« Reply #3072 on: April 08, 2007, 05:21:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
BWAHAHAHAA probabally


I wonder if I should try and put it off as my little bother got on under my name and messed things up, but it looks like its too late.



should I make a new name and express an urgent problem with my pet bunny


Ohhhh we just gotta do an Easter Thingy... wouldn't be right if we didn't.

BTW I got pulled over this morning by the Local Police...

Mac: Is there a problem Officer?

Police: Licsense and Registration, Proof of Insurance.....Please.

Mac: Here Sir... Did I violate the posted speed limit? *sweating*

Police: No Sir... We've noticed that you have been driving rather slow...

Mac: Well Gas prices and all...

Police:  Can I ask you to exit the vehicle and step away?

Mac:  Yes Sir....*opens the door.....*

Police: FREEZE MISTER!!!!  ON THE GROUND NOW!!!

Mac: *poops*

Police: Can you explain these broken Easter baskets, Plastic eggs and what's this GREEN LEAFY Substance?

Mac: *poops harder* What?

Police: I need backup....We have our Boy....
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« Reply #3073 on: April 08, 2007, 05:22:59 PM »
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Ohhhh we just gotta do an Easter Thingy... wouldn't be right if we didn't.

BTW I got pulled over this morning by the Local Police...

Mac: Is there a problem Officer?

Police: Licsense and Registration, Proof of Insurance.....Please.

Mac: Here Sir... Did I violate the posted speed limit? *sweating*

Police: No Sir... We've noticed that you have been driving rather slow...

Mac: Well Gas prices and all...

Police:  Can I ask you to exit the vehicle and step away?

Mac:  Yes Sir....*opens the door.....*

Police: FREEZE MISTER!!!!  ON THE GROUND NOW!!!

Mac: *poops*

Police: Can you explain these broken Easter baskets, Plastic eggs and what's this GREEN LEAFY Substance?

Mac: *poops harder* What?

Police: I need backup....We have our Boy....


EH? :confused:
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« Reply #3074 on: April 08, 2007, 05:25:34 PM »
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