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« Reply #3585 on: April 11, 2007, 11:23:06 PM »
I'm stunned the Crabs in the Courthouse story didn't generate more response than it did. The story was front page top of the fold bold type.

That **** is comedy GOLD!
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« Reply #3586 on: April 11, 2007, 11:27:01 PM »
Watta bout meatwad blowin butter up a bunnys butt in PETA...

I thought we'd be Skuzzified.

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Crabs should have ran a lil more...sideways.

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« Reply #3587 on: April 11, 2007, 11:27:38 PM »
you got a picture of the front page?
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« Reply #3588 on: April 11, 2007, 11:29:35 PM »
What's Letterman's email? We could pitch a story outline and a treatment.
CHA- LamaDamaDingDong-CHING!!

Pilot Baby!!
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« Reply #3589 on: April 11, 2007, 11:37:02 PM »
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you got a picture of the front page?

Not an actual pic of the print, but the website edition



http://www.wcmessenger.com/news/news/EEZykAlkApkkjwZZlN.php


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« Reply #3590 on: April 11, 2007, 11:39:09 PM »

GOT MILK?

:D

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« Reply #3591 on: April 11, 2007, 11:47:46 PM »

Dick Tracey?

:D

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« Reply #3592 on: April 11, 2007, 11:52:57 PM »

Mac, JB88 and RPM... discussing crabs....

......Crawdads............Ala skan King..............Dicthotomy

:rofl

Mac

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« Reply #3593 on: April 12, 2007, 12:03:14 AM »
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i don't think so mac.



Mozilla Firefox?

Muahahhahhahhahaaaa....

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Mac

Just Wrong is two.. but still a few words.

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« Reply #3594 on: April 12, 2007, 12:11:57 AM »
It's Hard to Stay Up
It's Been a Long, Long Day and You Got the Sandman at the Door
But Hang On, Leave the TV On and Let's Do It Anyway
It's OK, You Can Always Sleep Through Work Tomorrow, OK?
Hey Hey
Tomorrow's Just a Future Yesterday

Ya know it's Crab Week (Including Lobsters) on The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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« Reply #3595 on: April 12, 2007, 12:18:36 AM »
Time remaining     26:51

What kind of time warp, third dimension, parallel universe do they base this on???
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« Reply #3596 on: April 12, 2007, 12:24:01 AM »
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Originally posted by rpm
Time remaining     26:51

What kind of time warp, third dimension, parallel universe do they base this on???

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

:D

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« Reply #3597 on: April 12, 2007, 12:28:14 AM »
the man you are about to see has no ****ing neck...
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« Reply #3598 on: April 12, 2007, 12:38:40 AM »
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« Reply #3599 on: April 12, 2007, 12:40:13 AM »
wheres your ****ing neck!?
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