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Offline JB88

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« Reply #975 on: March 17, 2007, 07:44:14 AM »
let me see your credentials.
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« Reply #976 on: March 17, 2007, 08:04:21 AM »
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Originally posted by Panzzer
Re: Formula 1,

I hope Kovalainen will fare better than Kimi. Actually, Kovalainen will be the surprise of the year. :aok


Im rooting for Kovalainen too, but his qualifying was horrible :(

Hamilton did well in his first ever session with a 4th place on the grid :aok
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« Reply #977 on: March 17, 2007, 08:12:06 AM »


^
hamilton?

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« Reply #978 on: March 17, 2007, 10:05:02 AM »
Oh so handsome -
Oh so strong -
Tell me stories of distant shores -
All night long -
I shiver all over -
When I see your lovly tan -
And I can tell by your clear blue eyes -
Your a sailor man -

Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man - Take me along -
Show me the porta-prince and Hong Kong -

Oh sailor man -
I sure hope you don't drown-
I'd rather have you showing me Cape Town -
You know your to New York, New York -
Where we can go to bars -
A strong blonde handsome sailor -
Norwegians call you Lars -

Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man -
I'd gladly die -
To see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai -

Sailor Man -
Oh, sailor man -
Please take my hand -
Oh tender sailor man
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Lentotaitoahan minulla ei koskaan ole ollut - vaan eipä sitä taida AH'n kaltasissa airquakeissa paljoa tarvitakaan. On toi reaktionopeus ollu aina aika heikko.

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« Reply #979 on: March 17, 2007, 10:22:10 AM »
hmm...
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« Reply #980 on: March 17, 2007, 10:22:12 AM »
<---- shot the sheriff.
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« Reply #981 on: March 17, 2007, 10:22:15 AM »
You'll either find this funny or the dumbest thing ever created.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI


And heres the reply to that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbSjKjjObLg
« Last Edit: March 17, 2007, 10:24:42 AM by Meatwad »
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« Reply #982 on: March 17, 2007, 11:06:41 AM »
Still at it huh.....

Well old age and treachery.........
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DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
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« Reply #983 on: March 17, 2007, 11:07:26 AM »
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.
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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #984 on: March 17, 2007, 11:25:40 AM »
I hear that in the Navy the chicken is mighty fine
One jumped up on the table and killed a friend of mine
Oh lord how I wana go
But they wont let me go

I hear that in the Navy the pay is mighty fine
They give you 100 dollars and take back 99
Oh lord how I wana go
But they wont let me go

I hear that in the Navy the coffee is mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
Oh lord how I wana go
But they wont let me go

Oooo moma cant you see what the Navy's done to me
When I turned around i had no hair.
Ooo I wana go

Moma cant you see what the Navy's done to me
I used to drive a Cadillac
Now I got a seabag strapped to my back

Oooo lord I wana go
But they wont let me go
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« Reply #985 on: March 17, 2007, 11:52:34 AM »
mommaaaaaa

just killed a mannnnnn....
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« Reply #986 on: March 17, 2007, 01:43:38 PM »
That were'nt no man, it was yer Momaaaaaaa.........
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« Reply #987 on: March 17, 2007, 01:54:27 PM »
BINGO!


what i win?
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« Reply #988 on: March 17, 2007, 02:08:10 PM »
What 88 just kilt.
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« Reply #989 on: March 17, 2007, 02:22:47 PM »
a heaping plate of my world famous spagetti with beer cheese sauce?

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