Two young brothers who lived on an isolated farm were bored and had little hope of entertainment.
One night, as they were preparing for bed, the oldest asked the youngest, "What do you think we ought to do to liven things up around here tomorrow?"
The youngest responded, "Welllll....I don't know." Suddenly he gets an idea. "How's about we cuss tomorrow...all day tomorrow?"
The oldest replied, "Hey, that's a great idea! Tell ya what...I'll say 'damn' and you can say 'a--! Okay?"
"Okay by me!" the youngest said.
So...the next morning they arise hoping to add some excitement to their day.
They dress and march into the kitchen, and seat themselves at the table, grinning slyly at each other.
Their mother, who was frantically trying to prepare for her busy day asked them, "What do you boys want for breakfast?"
The oldest replied, "Well, I guess I'll take some of those DAM- Rice Krispies!"
Immediately his mother grabbed up a belt and began to whail the tar out of him. After a minute or so of furious activity, she released the little miscreant and reseated him at the table. She turned to the youngest brother and demanded, "Well, what do YOU want for breakfast?"
Saith he, "I don't know but you can bet your fat A-- it isn't Rice Krispies!"
