Author Topic: Important KFC Campaign Update. (Read 336 times)

AWMac · « **on:** March 02, 2005, 03:21:45 PM »

Thanks to your efforts and due to negotiations between PETA and KFC,
brokered by Russell Simmons, we are asking that for the next 30 days you
suspend protests at KFC in hope that the negotiations will result in
chicken welfare improvements.

Sincerely,

Christopher Garnett
Street Team Coordinator
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
501 Front St.
Norfolk, VA 23510
PETA2@peta.org
http://www.peta2.com

OIO · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:44:32 PM »

"chicken welfare improvements"

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh they making them chickens tastier??

Sikboy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:45:59 PM »

It's high time we cut back on Chicken Welfare benefits, and convert the whole system over to a more "workfare" centered Approach. I'm sick of those lazy bellybutton chickens just sitting around and collecting a check so they can buy MD 20/20.

-Sik

Meatwad · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2005, 04:10:56 PM »

I guess the chickens will be getting food stamps and welfare checks

Chairboy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2005, 04:11:51 PM »

Ah yes, the dreaded 'Welfare Hen' and her expensive sports coop.

AWMac · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:23:38 PM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
Ah yes, the dreaded 'Welfare Hen' and her expensive sports coop.

Chairboy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:53:50 PM »

Thank you, thank you. Remember to tip your waitresses.