Ok, here's a drinking song I just wrote to commemorate the occasion. Sorry if it's stupid. It's a rowdy drinking song.
Would chimpanzes understand fire?
Would they suddenly have a desire
To eat birthday cake
And make no mistake?
Those candles incited their ire.
(Chorus)
Beer and cigs
Beer and cigs
That's all the monkeys want.
They got their cake and ate it too
by shotguns at their butt.
The chimpanzes they did not like
the party made for them.
They wanted beer
was nowhere near
Now what you gonna do?
(Chorus)
Beer and cigs
Beer and cigs
That's all the monkeys want.
They got their cake and ate it too
By shotguns at their butt.
For true words of wisdom
this now I will say,
and please take this matter to heart.
Cold beer and cigs is all they do want
so don't bring birthday cake.
And don't give em cigs
and don't give em beer
and don't give em cigarette lighters.
Cause you just cannot say
when they might have their day
and turn into serious fighters.
Les:D
