Even this report is not the truth.
Secret sources reveal that Saddam was actually hiding in a Mosque near Tikrit. Traitors to Allah, the Magnificent, revealed his hiding place to the the pig-dog Amreekans. The Amreekans totally destroyed the 9,000 year old Mosque, the holiest shrine in all Islam which is used as an orphanage, hospital and home for the mentally deficient. All the other inhabitants of the Mosque, except Saddam, were brutally slain by the Amreekans.
An entire Marine division, including air and armor support was sent to take him into custody.
Saddam, using only a gold-plated Beretta he received as a gift from his son Uday, single-handedly held off the Marine division for two weeks. Saddam is credited as an Iraqi Air Force ace for shooting down 3 FA-18's, 2 F-16's, 3 Cobra helicopters and an AC-130. He also destroyed two Abrams with careful 9mm rounds into their most vulnerable points. Marine infantry suffered 2,234 casualties, with 1598 dead and the rest wounded.
Saddam himself lost both his legs below the knee and his right arm at the shoulder before being captured when he ran out of 9mm ammo. Clever Amreekan surgeons resuscitated him and reattached prosthetic devices. You'll note he is always wearing long pants and long sleeved shirts in recent pictures to hide the devices.
This is the TRUE story of Saddam's capture, so help me Allah.
