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Offline Nash

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« on: March 08, 2005, 12:09:44 AM »
When you smile, the whole world smiles with you.

I haven't seen Torque in a while, and I wonder where he went.

It's the small things, folks.

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2005, 12:11:39 AM »
30 helens agree.
this thread is doomed.
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. -Ulysses.

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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2005, 12:21:57 AM »
yes indeed when you smile the world smiles with you.


Fart in a crowed however, and you stand alone  :p












saw that on a T-shirt once.
JB88 you didn't answer my question....did you say you were from Omaha in another thread?

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2005, 12:24:05 AM »
Smile at a funeral and see how far it gets you...
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2005, 09:01:34 AM »
Hmmm... one of the best funerals I went to not only had smiles, it had laughter.

Rather than lament their passing, I'd rather celebrate their life.


... but that's probably just me. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2005, 09:32:14 AM »
I love BOOBIES!!!!!   :)

Offline Skydancer

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2005, 11:46:30 AM »
Sandman I have to agree.

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2005, 11:51:50 AM »
The World is Mine



Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman.
And wished I were as beautiful.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and wore a crutch.
But as she passed, she passed a smile.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two legs; the world is mine.


I stopped to buy some candy.
The lad who sold it had such charm.
I talked with him, he seemed so glad.
If I were late, it'd do no harm.
And as I left, he said to me, "I thank you, you've been so kind.
It's nice to talk with folks like you.
You see," he said, "I'm blind."
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two eyes; the world is mine.

Later while walking down the street,
I saw a child I knew.
He stood and watched the others play,
but he did not know what to do.
I stopped a moment and then I said,
"Why don't you join them dear?"
He looked ahead without a word.
I forgot, he couldn't hear.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have two ears; the world is mine.


With feet to take me where I'd go.
With eyes to see the sunset's glow.
With ears to hear what I'd know.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I've been blessed indeed, the world is mine.

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2005, 02:45:48 PM »


i'd like to teach the world to sing.  in perfect harmony.
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2005, 03:06:53 PM »
Where's Kieran at?