So, there are people sitting at the gate on a plane for about an hour. They start to get antsy and angry. "WHERE ARE THE PILOTS?" So two pilots FINALLY show up.....one with a seeing eye dog and the other with a walking stick. So they taxi to the active and line up the plane with the centerline and spool up the engines to full throttle. So the big jumbo rolls down the runway. The plane is going fast, but they are not leaving the runway......and the threshold leads right into the water. The passengers all start to scream, and just as the plane is about to roll of the runway.....the plane soars into the sky.
In the cockpit, the pilot says to the First Officer, "Someday, the passengers are gonna scream too late......."
