Author Topic: Mosques in Spain about to go boom?  (Read 376 times)

Offline Toad

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Mosques in Spain about to go boom?
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2005, 12:32:47 AM »
Yes, I think killing each other is somehow tied into the 72 Virigin thingie, and who's Caliph has the biggest......... turban or something.

The important thing though, the key to it all, is the application of massive quantities of Trinitrotoluene and/or Pentaerythrite Tetranitrate to your fellow believers in the goodness, mercy and love of Allah.

Nothing says "The Peace of Allah be upon you!" like a carful of Trinitrotoluene!
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!