I have the song on CD unfortunatly there isnt a playable version oin the web I could find.
It can be found on Kaza and the like
Its one of my favorite Tom Lehrer tunes (along with New math)
You'll have to be satisfied with the lyrics
"Posioning Pidgeons in the Park"
Spring is here
Spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring
I do
Don't you?
course you do
but there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
and makes every sunday a treat for me...
...all the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon as we're poisoning pidgeons in the park
[every Sunday you'll] see my sweetheart and me as we poison the pidgeons in the park
when the birdies see us coming they all try and hide, but they still go for peanuts when coated in cyanide...
The sun's shining bright,
Every thing seems alright
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park!
We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Aduban Society.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety,
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion,
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
So, if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do in
A squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We'll murder them all,
Amidst laughter and merriment -
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strichenine
We feed to a pigeon -
It just takes a smidgeon!
To poison a pidgeon in the park!
