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Offline bustr

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« on: March 16, 2005, 07:38:28 PM »
Berlin

Sex doll sparks bomb alert

From correspondents in Berlin

March 17, 2005

A BLOW-UP sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said today.


"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."
Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.

Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.

Reuters
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2005, 07:59:32 PM »
Heh, well Airhead, your "package" may be late arriving :D

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2005, 08:01:07 PM »
i need to upgrade, my blow up doll dosn't vibrate.  :(