Author Topic: The Genie (Read 163 times)

rabbidrabbit · « **on:** March 16, 2005, 02:25:30 PM »

A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she saw an old bottle. She picked it up and while she was rubbing the sand off, smoke
arose from it and a genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope,
sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie.
So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See
this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I
want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will
bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I
don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish
for... a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f****** map again

bustr · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2005, 02:38:48 PM »

It's been my experience when a woman actually finds one of these wimps:

."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish
for... a good man."

Within 6 months she's bored and stepping out behind his back with a real bas#ard who's unfaithful, watches sports all the time, won't cook or do chores and has a bigger appendage. But then she has something to complain about again to her equally dissatisfied girlfreinds.

SunKing · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2005, 03:09:54 PM »

It's almost true. Kiss a girls butt and do anything they want will only make them tire of you real fast and you'll find only yourself cheated on or tossed out with the garbage. Play hard to get in away and things are good. Women say they want a man to do all that and jump when they snap their fingers but they really don't. A lesson we've all learned in life.

john9001 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2005, 03:54:49 PM »

ain't dat da truth. they like bad boys because they think they can change them, but if they change them , they lose intrest and go looking for another "bad boy"