Originally posted by StSanta
Toad would give me advice on the finer parts of American living and would have to speak with an upper class English accent and spend a lot of time with a dog at his feet, drinking cognac by a fireplace..
Ok, let's iron out the obvious bugs in the plan right off.
1. You'd have to speak like a pilot. Around guys, #%^( should be used at least three times per sentence, more if necessary. Any accent is fine, however, as long as people understand you when you say #%^)
2. The dog should either be
quartering ahead of you to find a bird, at heel or resting quietly at your feet.
3. Scotch, not cognac. When not Scotch, the drink is good beer or ale from a microbrewery. Beer and Scotch are pretty much equally viable. Cognac on occasion, and always when making the cream sauce for the medallions of antelope.
OK.. from there we have room to grow. Proceed.
CP: All over the world today people are dressed in stupid green costumes, drinking green beer in Irish bars, listening to 'diddley eye' music and pretending to be Irish.
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Ain't it the truth! And the only sounds of shots being fired during the revolution turned out to be the popping of corks out of whiskey bottles and the bungs from barrels of beer! A very peaceful takeover it was, too.
