Author Topic: My inner Buddha (Read 2186 times)

Curval · « **Reply #120 on:** March 29, 2005, 09:32:16 PM »

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Originally posted by DoctorYO
Im qouting Bill Murray from Caddy Shack...

"Relax Francis"

DoctorYo

It was "Lighten up Francis" and it wasn't Caddy Shack, it was Stripes. The DI said it too...not Bill Murray.

Geessshhh.

Airhead · « **Reply #121 on:** March 29, 2005, 10:10:25 PM »

Nash, after you're done shooting gophers you can flame a few ants with a magnifying glass. After all, ants consume almost as much of our food as we do, so they deserve to die.

Oh, and SNAILS....Don't even get me started on snails. The best way to handle them is to sprinkle salt on them and watch them disolve into a loogie.

And if I smile while exterminating these pests it's only in the grim satisfaction of finally flaming a serpetine running ant or a snail that's retreated fully into its shell.

They deserve to die. You will kill them. You are The Equalizers.

Lizking · « **Reply #122 on:** March 29, 2005, 10:15:29 PM »

Wow, Airhead is becoming almost.......human.

The idea, Ladies, is that **** we don't like and that harms us, like mosqutios, viruses and vermin, we kill with all due dispatch.

If that makes you squeamish, you are not a girly-man, per se, but you are flirting with the concept.

Vulcan · « **Reply #123 on:** March 30, 2005, 12:55:58 AM »

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Originally posted by Curval
I just nodded and then went inside to the bathroom and cried for about 15 minutes.

I was just a kid, but since that time I have never felt the urge to kill another animal for fun.

I'm no PETA fan or anything. I understand why people hunt and why they enjoy it. It just ain't for me.

Curval you ***** harden up, they're vermin!

Its waaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbit season!

lazs2 · « **Reply #124 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:22:25 AM »

curval and dude... I am not totaly heartless.... after I kill the vermin I light a candle and chant for their little souls.

oh wait... first I stuff em in one of the holes and stomp it in.

lazs