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Offline DREDIOCK

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Things to ponder
« on: March 24, 2005, 09:27:34 PM »
Sat morning  My daughter and I will be driving down to my moms in Port St Lucie Fla for a couple weeks.

I'll be without a computer or internet access for the duration.
so without the silliness of the boards I will be left to ponder things on my own.

Two questions I have in mind..

If psychics are real, why do they need to ask you your name?
shouldnt they already know it?

If faith healers were real. Why dont they spend more time in hospitals?

And lastly the age old question.

Why do women ask such absurd questions like." what would you do if I died?"
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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2005, 09:33:24 PM »
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Why do women ask such absurd questions like." what would you do if I died?"


If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you.
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Offline Nash

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Re: Things to ponder
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2005, 09:37:33 PM »
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If faith healers were real. Why dont they spend more time in hospitals?


YMMV, but...

Like everyone, I've had a few situations where people I knew were in hospitals for extended periods of time. All of a sudden these people, these complete strangers would come into the room, sit down, and start chattin' everyone up. Nice demeanor and all, and would talk about whatever. They would show up daily, pay a visit, just talk, and leave. It was the weirdest thing. But nice.

"Faith Healers" is a deceptive combination of words. There are those the deign to heal your body by use of faith, and then there are the real faith healers... Those that wouldn't presume to heal anyone, yet heal your faith.
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2005, 09:39:33 PM »
Mine allways asks "what would you do without me"

My reply is allways:  "own a kick bellybutton jeep, fast computer, and  a bank account I never have to look at or check up on"  ;)
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Offline OIO

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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2005, 09:57:55 PM »
"Why do women ask such absurd questions like." what would you do if I died?"



Best answer: Remain silent close your eyes,  face upward, let a big smile slowly build in your face then let out a big sigh.













then duck and run for dear life.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2005, 11:27:28 PM »
My wife didn't ask me what I would do.

She told me to let her die.
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Offline RTSigma

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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2005, 12:50:34 AM »
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And lastly the age old question.

Why do women ask such absurd questions like." what would you do if I died?"



Because they want to hear you say, "I'd go into mourning for 10 years, wearing black everyday and lighting a candle at your picture in the morning and a night. I will never re-marry and live by myself."

If that happens, I'm going to quote Dan Akroyd from Coneheads when he was asked the same question.
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