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Offline Gunthr

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« on: April 01, 2005, 10:20:33 AM »
So fat-assed Ted Kennedy, human dirigible and the spiritual leader of the Democratic Party wants fur in his slippers (some insist he wants his slippers made out of the supple skin of fetuses) the socialists to the north of us are again willing to slaughter thousands of baby harp seals.

Nice. What is wrong with you liberal socialists? Isn't killing thousands of gophers in Alberta and Sascatchuwan EACH MONTH enough for you? Blood letting in eastern Canada, babys murdered with bashed brains, in full sight of the parents? Skinned alive, bodies left squirming in crimson pools, left to rot?

No, that is not enough of the gay cannible death worship for you. Lets have some more...

Lets give free heroin and pot out to all the fiends.

You people would pull a feeding tube out of your own mother if you thought there was a bloody all-day sucker on the end of it.

By the way, I like your beer.
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 10:23:22 AM »
DEATH TO CUTE SEAL BABIES!

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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 11:13:57 AM »
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Originally posted by Gunthr
So fat-assed Ted Kennedy, human dirigible and the spiritual leader of the Democratic Party wants fur in his slippers (some insist he wants his slippers made out of the supple skin of fetuses) the socialists to the north of us are again willing to slaughter thousands of baby harp seals.

Nice. What is wrong with you liberal socialists? Isn't killing thousands of gophers in Alberta and Sascatchuwan EACH MONTH enough for you? Blood letting in eastern Canada, babys murdered with bashed brains, in full sight of the parents? Skinned alive, bodies left squirming in crimson pools, left to rot?

No, that is not enough of the gay cannible death worship for you. Lets have some more...

Lets give free heroin and pot out to all the fiends.

You people would pull a feeding tube out of your own mother if you thought there was a bloody all-day sucker on the end of it.

By the way, I like your beer.


You might want to cut back a little on the beer.....

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 12:00:51 PM »
Free pot? Directions please.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2005, 01:03:11 PM »
ROFL!!!!

Thanks Gunthr, was a much needed laugh. :)

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2005, 01:31:51 PM »
I was under the impression the Canadian health system was equal for all, but one day The Queen was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God!" said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry, your majesty, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I see," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was performing fellatio on a patient.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2005, 03:16:20 PM »
Although I dont like it, as long as its done as humanely as possible, and done in controlled harvesting, so they dont kill them all off, what can we say about it? When folks quit buying fur, they'll stop killing the poor helpless critters. To me it would be like clubbing a parapalegic(sp) dog to death! They should atleast mine the beach to put some sport in it.

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2005, 03:24:25 PM »
These seals, left alone, and population unchecked, pretty much destroy fish stocks.

I say we should be clubbing bardot as well.

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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2005, 03:34:03 PM »
The population is triple that of three decades ago.

It's not like they're popping helpless seals from railway cars and leaving them to roit.

Btw, where do the Buffalo roam?

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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2005, 07:09:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Torque

Btw, where do the Buffalo roam?



Oh, they're roaming around somewhere.....


Public Herds:

Yellowstone National Park, WY
Wind Cave National Park, SD
Badlands National Park, SD
Theodore Roosevelt National Park, ND
National Bison Range, Montana
Ft. Niobrara National Wildlife Refuge, NE
National Elk Refuge/ Grand Teton National Park, WY
Wichita Mountain National Wildlife Refuge, OK
Land Between The Lakes, KY
Blue Mounds State Park, MN
Custer State Park, SD
 Fermilab, IL
Sandhill Wildlife Area, WI
Caprock Canyons State Park, TX
Denver Parks and Recreation, CO
Alaska Fish and Game, AK
Arizona Game and Fish Department, AZ
Kansas Department of Wildlife and Parks
    Finney Game Refuge
    Maxwell Game Refuge
    Kingman Herd
    Pittsburgh Herd
Utah Division of Wildlife Resources, UT
The Nature Conservancy
    Cross Ranch Preserve, ND
    Ordway Memorial Prairie, SD
    Konza Prairie, KS
    Niobrara Valley Preserve, NE
    Tallgrass Prairie Preserve, OK
Santa Catalina Island Conservancy, CA
Prairie State Park, MO

Private Herds

Since 1970, the restoration of the bison across the American landscape has occurred primarily at the hands of independent ranchers. In fact, more than 90 percent of the world's bison population, nearly 400,000, animals are found on private lands....
...Today's private land bison, and bison producers, are found in all 50 United States and all Canadian provinces. There are herds on Long Island, NY; Kodiak Island, AK; and the islands of Hawaii. The average herd size is less than 100 animals. The largest herds number over 10,000.

Native American Herds

The group estimates the collective number of bison with Indian tribes exceeds 8,000 head.
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2005, 07:26:30 PM »
A sizeable herd exists on Catalina Island, CA courtesy of some western filmed there in the 20's.

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The buffalo continued to thrive and multiply, and by 1969 it was estimated that there were approximately 400 buffalo on Catalina Island. Then, in December of that year, because it was felt there had been too much in-breeding and new blood would improve the herd, 15 bull calves, approximately eight months old, were brought to Catalina from Gillette, Wyoming. At that time a program was begun of culling the herd each year and periodically introducing new bulls.


You can go on a Buffalo Hunt. A herd of 600 is ranched close to me here in Oregon.   Can't put them in a cattle trailer, they will destroy it.  So when they get loose, they can't easily get herded back to the ranch, the rancher hunts them down.
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