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Offline ASTAC

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« on: April 07, 2005, 05:56:36 AM »
Saw this a work this morning..just thought I'd share.

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=128084
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2005, 08:27:38 AM »
What a wuss!

In my day if one of my friends(normally Dave) had done that I would have pulled the scissors out and beat the crap out of him THEN put a bandaid on and gone on with life.

With the group of guys I hung around with someone was stabbed with something or shot with a BB gun every day.

I still remember the day Kieren shot me with a BB gun from 5 feet away. He ran out of BBs so her used dried paint from the house. It was like being shot with a shot gun.

Of course they all thought it was funny watching me roll on the ground bleeding and in pain.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2005, 08:32:45 AM »
I can't get over how shocked the guy was who threw the scissors.  he had the "OMG, throwing scissors can do that!?!?" look on his face.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2005, 09:33:15 AM »
Pretty funny but imagine if he had hit him in the chest near the heart or in the eye.

Looks like a case of a much picked upon nerd snapping and retaliating by lashing back. Of course I am sure he is the guy who will get expelled and the bully who got the scissors in the arm will be not blamed at all.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2005, 11:21:57 AM »
And that "bully" shouldnt be blamed. You dont throw scissiors at somebody. That other kid was big enough to defend himself without weapons. I think the "bully" was very cool about it. I probably would have snapped and planted that geek's moniter over his head. That kid is whacked.

  I remember as a kid my buddy and I were playing cops, using straws with tape on them, with co2 pellet pistols I had. I had a boot knife in a shealth, and when I ran out of straws I surrendered to him. When he went to "apprehend" me I whipped out the shealth knife and play stabbed him. Then when I drew back for another lunge the shealth flew off and I stuck my bud above the kidney about 2 inches deep. I had that look on my face.  I could have killed him. So in hindsight, I hope that kid learns from it like I did.
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2005, 01:06:52 PM »
Obviously we need to have a national ban on pointed scissors. It is plain that these are assault weapons and need to be eliminated. Can you imagine the havok and catastrophy if a kid was running with them in his hands???? Think of the children we must have  a law immediately banning scissors from society. No one NEEDS scissors without special training and a Police permit. No matter what the constitution says we must save our children and ban them immediately!
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2005, 01:13:56 PM »
There should probably be some congressional hearings on this issue immediately! No blood for scissors!
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2005, 01:33:44 PM »
I'm sorry.. but that looks fake..
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2005, 03:29:31 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2005, 03:38:42 PM »
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Originally posted by Mighty1
What a wuss!

In my day if one of my friends(normally Dave) had done that I would have pulled the scissors out and beat the crap out of him THEN put a bandaid on and gone on with life.

With the group of guys I hung around with someone was stabbed with something or shot with a BB gun every day.

I still remember the day Kieren shot me with a BB gun from 5 feet away. He ran out of BBs so her used dried paint from the house. It was like being shot with a shot gun.

Of course they all thought it was funny watching me roll on the ground bleeding and in pain.


Kid died here yesterday from a point blank pellet gun shot to the chest. He convinced his friend to shoot him because he thought he was impervious to projectiles. He thought his "underarmour" t-shirt would protect him.
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2005, 03:39:03 PM »
Not that I can tell myself...but why fake?
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2005, 03:52:58 PM »
I woulda cried!
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2005, 04:10:22 PM »
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What a wuss!

In my day if one of my friends(normally Dave) had done that I would have pulled the scissors out and beat the crap out of him THEN put a bandaid on and gone on with life.

With the group of guys I hung around with someone was stabbed with something or shot with a BB gun every day.

I still remember the day Kieren shot me with a BB gun from 5 feet away. He ran out of BBs so her used dried paint from the house. It was like being shot with a shot gun.

Of course they all thought it was funny watching me roll on the ground bleeding and in pain.


Heh.  We had "BB gun wars" so often, we could judge elevation necessary for long range shots.  At 100 yards we could raise a blood blister.  Surprised none of us lost an eye thinking about it now.  We did lose a few windows here and there...........

Pellet guns and anything using CO2 was strictly prohibited.
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